T-Bag quotes from Prison Break

T-Bag

I was Cole Pfeiffer. Respected businessman. Top salesman in the Northeast Region. Now I'm back being prisoner of my own identity. Theodore Bagwell. Convict. To hell with it. We are who we are, right?

T-Bag

It's just your friendly, neighborhood T-Bag.

You best speak with respect, Fish. Man kidnapped half a dozen boys and girls down in 'bama, raped and killed 'em all. Wasn't always in that order either.

Michael

Does T-Bag have a real name?

T-Bag

[walks up] That is my real name. [Michael gets up] No, no, no please, sit. So you're the one I've been hearing all the rave reviews about. Scofield! One thing's for sure, you're just as pretty as advertised. Prettier even.

T-Bag

Ugh, ugh yeah, Hold up here a minute, oh, hold up here huh... Seems to be a little confusion... I'm suppose to be on this brigade...

Abruzzi

[to the C.O] I don't think so.

T-Bag

Huh, John, you can't be serious, not after all the long and illustrious histories we shared together. All those nights in New York City, in California, in St. Louis. They were good times, weren't they John?.. Tell the badge here about it... but if you don't want to... I certainly could.

T-Bag

After all I've done, maybe I do deserve to die. Maybe I do, but you are no better than me.

Abruzzi

But I can be, if I want! God has given me the chance to choose. Maybe I should give you a chance as well.

Michael

We're not getting out of here.

T-Bag

Unfortunately, pretty, that ain't an option.

C-Note

Now, you know what? There are two things that everybody needs to get with here. [to T-Bag] First, hillbilly, you have got to learn some respect. The man here made everything possible. [to Michael] And you, Fish, you have got to get with that we are doing this thing this afternoon, as soon as we get on PI.

Michael

[laughing] So you're just gonna make a run for it, in the middle of the day?

C-Note

Well, you gotta do what you gotta do, huh, baby?

Michael

You are gonna screw this whole thing up...

C-Note

It's not for you to decide anymore. Now, this train is leaving the station, and I suggest you get on it.

T-Bag

Get on the train, Fish, get on the train...

Michael

Well you know what, you sons of bitches? I won't let you do it.

T-Bag

What you gonna do, blow the whistle on your own escape?

Michael

Tell me that’s not what I know it is.

T-Bag

Oh it is. But don't worry. Before I destroyed it I committed it to my photographic memory. I would have tattooed it to my body but I didn’t have the time.

T-Bag

Don't you feel all warm inside now that we're all working together?

Michael

We're not working together. You're just here to lend a hand.

Lincoln

Before or after Sheep Road?

Michael

What's the matter, Theodore, did you forget?

T-Bag

How could I forget a road called Sheep?

Lincoln

The ranch is gone Michael.

Michael

Well the 5 million may not be.

T-Bag

And you gonna find it how? What, you got a divining rod tattooed on your ass?

Michael

I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANYTHING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH OTHER THAN WHAT YOUR PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY SPITS OUT REGARDING THAT MAP!

T-Bag

You watch your tone with me, boy.

Michael

I'll watch you get tossed to the side of the road to fend for yourself, boy. Because if you can't remember where that silo was, you're worthless to us.

Michael

You see these 2 trees? They’re shorter than the rest. They were all planted at the same time. But those 2 didn’t get as much sunlight.

Lincoln

Something was in their way.

Michael

The silo. Our money should be right there, under that garage.

T-Bag

You better be right, boy.

Michael

This isn’t a high end subdivision. They slapped this place up overnight. The silo’s foundations might still be there. To save money they probably just laid that concrete for the garage floor right on top of it. We’ll dig straight down. If we hit the foundation, we stay. If not, we go.

Could you do something for me?

T-Bag

I'm certain of it.

Come here. [whispers] Only you have to be very discreet.

T-Bag

They don't come any discreeter.

You know that big guy? The strong guy that doesn't speak much? Would you go in there and ask him if he would like to have a drink with me after he punches out, please?

C-Note

Why don’t you get down in that hole and dig, man.

T-Bag

How ‘bout you backin’ up, dark fella?

C-Note

You’re a long way away from home, trailer park. I can put you in that hole and nobody’d ever hear you scream

Bellick

You tell me where the money is or I'm gonna read it on your tombstone.

T-Bag

Okay. Okay. I'll give you a clue. It ain't here.