John Abruzzi quotes from Prison Break

Abruzzi

[to Michael] Kudos, Fish. You've got spine.

Abruzzi

Keep your friends close, your enemies closer..!

Abruzzi

Give me that thing! Demolition runs in the family...

Abruzzi

I kneel only to God. I don't see him here.

Michael

Maybe you ought to hear what I've got to say.

Abruzzi

You got nothing I need.

Michael

Wouldn't be too sure of that. [places a bird, made by folding paper, on the table]

Abruzzi

My mistake--just what I need--a duck.

Michael

The reason we’re all here today is we have a decision to make…English, Fitz or Percy. If we’re gonna pull this off…we need to take one of them out.

Abruzzi

And you want us to tell you which one?

Michael

I just want you to help me get to them. I’ll take it from there.

Abruzzi

And how do you plan to do that, Fish?

Michael

With a little help from my friends.

Abruzzi

You're drilling holes with an eggbeater?

Sucre

I know. Crazy, huh? It's the Fish's idea. It's called the "Hooker Law." It says that if you poke the exact right holes in something big and strong, it gets very weak. That's the plan.

Abruzzi

Yeah, it's always the plan!

T-Bag

Ugh, ugh yeah, Hold up here a minute, oh, hold up here huh... Seems to be a little confusion... I'm suppose to be on this brigade...

Abruzzi

[to the C.O] I don't think so.

T-Bag

Huh, John, you can't be serious, not after all the long and illustrious histories we shared together. All those nights in New York City, in California, in St. Louis. They were good times, weren't they John?.. Tell the badge here about it... but if you don't want to... I certainly could.

Bellick

I checked my balance online, it is looking seriously deficient.

Abruzzi

It's gotta be some kind of mistake, like an accounting error or something.

Bellick

Yeah. Tell Falzone I don't stand for "accounting errors."

C-Note

You know, I got a question. :[About Abruzzi] How come Fencili over here ain't grabbin' a shovel?

Abruzzi

I'm handling arrangements on the outside.

C-Note

Really? So what is that? Transport, papers? What?

Abruzzi

Exactly. Makes me manager.

C-Note

And that makes us just labour, right?

Abruzzi

Hm hm. Now you're getting it.

T-Bag

After all I've done, maybe I do deserve to die. Maybe I do, but you are no better than me.

Abruzzi

But I can be, if I want! God has given me the chance to choose. Maybe I should give you a chance as well.

Michael

I'm glad you're back.

Abruzzi

I'm surprised you're still here, I thought you'd be gone by now.

Abruzzi

Still planning on it?

Michael

That depends. How does the idea of escaping sit with the new you?

Abruzzi

Oh, the old sinner who was confined to these walls, he's dead. The new soul deserves to be free.

Michael

Well, the old sinner was going to have a jet ready for us. Is the new soul going to be able to pull that off?

Abruzzi

[chops off T-Bag's hand] He's lucky I didn't take this to his head.

Sucre

You... you cut his... you cut his...

Sucre

[gesturing to T-Bag] We can't just leave him here...

C-Note

You wanna stay here, be my guest.

Abruzzi

These trousers are a little bit too short. Don't you think?

Lincoln

Chop your feet off. You're good at that.