So you see, "friends", either I'm through that hole with you, or I'm gonna sing like Johnny Cash!
“Riots, Drills and the Devil” · Season 1, Episode 6
In this episode: T-Bag (3), Michael Scofield (2), Fernando Sucre (2)
I need you down there. It's a two man job. Let's hang a sheet.
No way, man. You only hang a sheet when you and your cellie want to get friendly, you know?
You wanna protect your prison reputation, or do you wanna get out of here?
Not that hot?!
[He points to a black inmate]
When this guy woke up this morning, he was white!
It’s just math.
What if your math is wrong?
You’ll drill into one of a dozen gas lines behind the wall. There’ll be an explosion and we’ll be burned alive.
But you’re good at math, right?
What do you call a guy who couldn't pass the cop's exam and now makes less than a mailman? A CO.
Bellick You know Teddy, you've really disappointed me, and that's hard to do; because I don't expect much from the inbred son of a retard. That's right Teddy, I read your psych profile. Your father rapes his mongoloid sister, and nine months later little Teddy pops out.
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