Brad Bellick quotes from Prison Break

Bellick

You're in the old man's back pocket, are you? I got news for you fish, he may run this place during the day, but I run it during the night.

Bellick

Maybe "whore" is too strong. What do you call a girl who married a felon to get into the United States? What'd she have to come here for anyway? No strip clubs in Whatzit-stan?

Bellick

My God, you cons are slower than a spelling bee full of stutterers!

Bellick

I knew the little whore would take us right to 'em.

Bellick

There isn't any flying under my radar.

Michael

Good to know.

Bellick

You a religious man, Scofield?

Michael

Never really thought about it.

Bellick

Good. Because the Ten Commandments don't mean a box of piss in here.

Sara

I think you'd better have I.A. start an investigation. [Offering him a report. He doesn't take it]

Bellick

Oh, there's no need. We know what happened.

Sara

[Ironic] Uh, perhaps you'd be good enough to enlighten me?

Bellick

There was a pair of gardening shears left on the floor of the shed. Evidently, he stepped on them.

Sara

Blade went right through his boot huh?

Bellick

Yeah.

Sara

So, uh, why wasn't the boot still on his foot?

Bellick

Like a said, doc. We've got it taken care. [Puts his cap on again and talks to the CO's] Let's go.

Bellick

I checked my balance online, it is looking seriously deficient.

Abruzzi

It's gotta be some kind of mistake, like an accounting error or something.

Bellick

Yeah. Tell Falzone I don't stand for "accounting errors."

Bellick

So you got so sick of Scofield's smart mouth, that you decided to deep-fry him. Is that it?

Sucre

I didn't do anything to him. I swear!

Bellick

Let's review. A locked cell. Two inmates. One gets branded like a South-Dakota steer. You think we should call Madlock in on this one?

Sucre

:[looks from Bellick to the Pope and back] Who's Madlock?

Henry Pope

Fernando, you are only going to make things more difficult if you don't cooperate.

Sucre

I told you, I didn't burn him! I found him like that!

Bellick

[sarcastic] You found him like that.

Sucre

He was acting kind of weird when we lined up for final count. He was sweating you know. But he is not a big talker anyway so I didn't think much of it. Middle of the night I get up, you know, shake hands with the president, and there he is, face down on the floor.

Bellick

My. Ass.

Tweener

Come on man I just need some time.

Bellick

You had your time, you're a waste of my fries.

Tweener

Believe me what I got is worth it, so you gonna step up or what?

Bellick

This is your last chance Tweener, blow smoke again and I'll be scraping you off the heel of my boot.

Tweener

Scofield and this whole PI crew, they're escaping.

Bellick

We don't need you. We are on these guys' trail and it's just a matter of time 'til we nail them.

Mahone

The problem I find with being on a trail is that by definition, you'll always be behind your prey.

Bellick

You tell me where the money is or I'm gonna read it on your tombstone.

T-Bag

Okay. Okay. I'll give you a clue. It ain't here.

Mr Bellick...

Brad

Brad.

Brad, I really don't care what you are doing out here. We are both in the law enforcement. We can both sniff out a perp like a hot fart. Pardon my french. And we both know you're not a criminal. So, I don't care if you boys were out here whooping it without your wives or... going brokeback.

Brad

Hell, no.

Bellick

I was thinking, we should be a team. You know, not just during the escape but after, like, like Butch and Sundance.

Mahone

Butch and Sundance died.

Bellick

Well, I mean in the other parts.