Howler quotes from Pound Puppies (1986)

Bright Eyes

Air mailing ourselves to Alaska is a super-nifty idea, Cooler!

Howler

But, kids, please, don’t try this at all.

Cooler

I just hope I haven’t already seen the inflight movie.

Katrina

(Off-screen) There they are!

Uh-oh!

Katrina

Those walking float mongrels won’t get away from me! Grab them!

Cooler

Let’s hit the friendly skies, guys!

Katrina

Gotcha! No! Let go of me!

Brattina

Take your gunky hands off me! Eww! Icky!

Catgut

(meows)

Katrina

No! Get me out of here! Let me out I say! Where are we going?!

Welcome, Musketeers, to the Junior Cross Country Dog Sled Race. All teams report to the starting line.

Howler

(howls) Ready for the big event, Thunderhawk?

No problem. We’re gonna win for sure.

Nose Marie

Well, just as long as you have fun, darling.

Hey, look! Nahook has a dog! Sort of puny dog, innit? (laughing)

Oh, yeah? Well, we’ll see who’s laughing when I cross the finish line first.

Cooler

Whoa! Chill out, Nahook. You got to remember. Winning isn’t everything.

You’re right, Cooler. Winning isn’t everything. It’s the only thing.

Musketeers, on your marks, get set…

Mush, Thunderhawk, mush!

Whopper

Go get ‘em, Thunderhawk!

Bright Eyes

We’re behind you all the way!

Howler

(howls) Check out who’s behind us! Katrina Stoneheart!

Katrina

Full speed ahead! (laughs evilly)

Cooler

Crew, I believe this is a cute and discadoo!

Cooler

Howdy-up-aroo!

Dashing through the snow

Trouble beaver trap

Oh! Pound Puppies, Pound Puppies

Pound Puppies, Pound Puppies

Cooler

Quick, we’ll sneakaroo out the back way.

Cooler

Keep running and don’t look back!

Howler

And more importantly, don’t look down.

Cooler

Nose Marie, I believe the next line is yours.

Nose Marie

Well, thank you, Cooler honey. (clears throat) HELP!!

And the winner of the Junior Cross Country Dog Sled Race is Laura Swanson!

Hooray!

Hey, nice race, Nahook.

Thanks, Oran.

Better luck next time to both of us.

Bright Eyes

(sadly) Sorry we lost the race for you, Thunderhawk.

(sighs) I guess I’m not a winner after all.

Are you kidding? You’re more than a winner. You’re a hero! And now we both know that there are more important things than winning.

Cooler

Things like being a real pet.

You bet.

That mean you still wanna adopt me?

More than everything.

Alright!

Nose Marie

You know what? They both look like winners to me.

Howler

(howls off-screen)

Cooler

Okay, crew, time to roll. We have to catch the late mail flight back to the pound.

Whopper

Cooler, do you think Katrina will get back to the pound before we do?

Cooler

Gee. I don’t know, Whopper.

Brattina

Make it stop, Mommy Dearest! Make it stop!

Katrina

Oh, Brattina, stop whining and just keep moving!

Cooler

It depends on how fast she can run. (laughs)

Oh, mighty Wizard of Howls! We need your help.

Tell us how to defeat that wicked ol’ witch Lies-a-lot.

You’re our last hope.

I am. I am. Well, isn’t that special? (howls)

We’re doomed.

L-L-Let me just check my book of spells. A book ski-doodle our book ski-die. Flap see all your pages and fly!

Ah, this is how I studied for tests at Wizard School. Nothing better these dizzy spells, but I’m not afraid now. (howls) I found it! Ah, here’s the way to put the kibosh on Queen Lies-a-Lot.

So what do we do? Cast a spell? Mix a potion? Change your kitty litter or what?

(looking at the book) The only way to start our evil is for the puppy who told the lies to admit it.

Now if we only knew who the little ol’ fipper was.

I may be wrong. But my hunch is it’s that dude in the diaper.