Oh, mighty Wizard of Howls! We need your help.
Tell us how to defeat that wicked ol’ witch Lies-a-lot.
You’re our last hope.
I am. I am. Well, isn’t that special? (howls)
We’re doomed.
L-L-Let me just check my book of spells. A book ski-doodle our book ski-die. Flap see all your pages and fly!
Ah, this is how I studied for tests at Wizard School. Nothing better these dizzy spells, but I’m not afraid now. (howls) I found it! Ah, here’s the way to put the kibosh on Queen Lies-a-Lot.
So what do we do? Cast a spell? Mix a potion? Change your kitty litter or what?
(looking at the book) The only way to start our evil is for the puppy who told the lies to admit it.
Now if we only knew who the little ol’ fipper was.
I may be wrong. But my hunch is it’s that dude in the diaper.
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