Maybe, maybe we're a little different brown, and possibly Barbra-possessed, but we're still us. Put us in light or dark meat boxes at KFC and the crowds will nibble us to the bone on an equal scale. Now, we're gonna go out into those halls, that we own, and be worshipped per-usual as the goddesses we are.
S1 E19Hard on the Outside, Soft in the Middle
Brilliant work McPherson.
[as a blonde] Thank you.
Enjoyed it.
Sam: Miss Glass, may I point something out to you Sir? Even though my presentation is stunning, these pages are blank. I didn't have time to do the report because I was too busy blowing my hair straight.
Oh, missed that. Enjoy the A.
S1 E20We Are Family
Are you Erik Estrada - macho Latin star of CHiPs - or one of those wussy white gals from Sex and the City?
Good news, the wedding is back on!
But mama, how could this be?
Don't be stupid, stupid. I was just bluffing until Erik Estrada signed the pre-nup. ...What the hell happened to you? You look like a Make-a-Wish kid.
You know I've always wanted to beat Elizabeth Taylor's marriage record. Plus, you act like I'm running off with Tom Wopat or something.
S1 E21What Makes Sammy Run
I'm a horny teenage boy and I have needs!
S1 E22Two Weddings and a Funeral (1)
EEErik Estrada
[about to marry Cherry Cherry] I haven't felt this jittery since I was on the People's Choice Awards, back in '77.
After a nuclear apocalypse, I'll be the only thing left standing, other then cockroaches and Cher!
S2 E1Timber!
In one hour, I'll have a new right knee cap. And once again, I'll be perfect. Thanks, Mary Cherry.
As you know, Nic, I'll do anything to be popular. Anything! Hey, um, is that anesthetic Darvon drip taking effect, hon? Just count backwards from the number of your last sexual partner.
Nine hundred nine, 908... [loses consciousness]
Yeah. I'll do anything to be popular... except vandalize my stunning beauty. Now, who's knee cap can I buy thus reeling in status yet remaining scar-free?
S2 E2Baby, Don't Do It
Brookie, for the first time the emptiness I feel inside has nothing to do with bulemia.
Nic, I can't possibly waste my energy worrying about the welfare of someone else!
S2 E3Citizen Shame
Come on Krupps, you know you want it.
[Nicole jumps on Principal Krupps]
PCPrincipal Calvin Krupps
Ms. Julian! Dismount me!
S2 E5Joe Loves Mary Cherry
You know Joe, I wanna thank you.
HHarrison
I told you Mary Cherry, rubbing that whole jar of Creme De La Mer into your back, I was thrilled to do it.
But, what about me? This poll says, since I've been cut from the Galamazons, my popularity numbers are lower than venereal warts.
Look, according to this poll, 89% of this school things I'm a callow, greedy, retarded person.
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