Popular · Season 2
In one hour, I'll have a new right knee cap. And once again, I'll be perfect. Thanks, Mary Cherry.
As you know, Nic, I'll do anything to be popular. Anything! Hey, um, is that anesthetic Darvon drip taking effect, hon? Just count backwards from the number of your last sexual partner.
Nine hundred nine, 908... [loses consciousness]
Yeah. I'll do anything to be popular... except vandalize my stunning beauty. Now, who's knee cap can I buy thus reeling in status yet remaining scar-free?
Brookie, for the first time the emptiness I feel inside has nothing to do with bulemia.
Nic, I can't possibly waste my energy worrying about the welfare of someone else!
Come on Krupps, you know you want it.
[Nicole jumps on Principal Krupps]
Ms. Julian! Dismount me!
You know Joe, I wanna thank you.
I told you Mary Cherry, rubbing that whole jar of Creme De La Mer into your back, I was thrilled to do it.
But, what about me? This poll says, since I've been cut from the Galamazons, my popularity numbers are lower than venereal warts.
Look, according to this poll, 89% of this school things I'm a callow, greedy, retarded person.
How can I vote for someone I'm allergic to?
Shut up, all of you! Don't you see the end is near? Get with it! We slave over homework, we get in trouble with our parents, and for what? I know I, for one, would like to escape... to another planet. If elected student council planet, I aim not to fight alien visitation, but welcome it. I propose to convert Kennedy High's football field into a UFO welcoming station. They're coming.
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