When my grandson Gary said that you wouldn't have a single new Pokémon by the time you got to Viridian City, I bet him $1,000,000 that he'd be wrong!
AAsh
[surprised] Well, money isn't everything, right?
[dejected] Oh, why do I even bother?
“Pokémon Emergency!” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Ash Ketchum (3), Jessie (3), James (3), Meowth (2), Misty (2), Professor Oak (1), Nurse Joy (1), Officer Jenny (1)
[Misty confronts Ash at the Pokémon Center with her burnt bicycle]
[panting] I knew I'd find you here!
AAsh
[seeing that her bike is destroyed] Hey, what happened to your bike?!
What happened to my bike?! YOU happened to my bike, you little loser! This is what's left after you stole it to save your Pokémon! Now I can see why your Pokémon is in... WHOAOAOAOAH! [tumbles over and falls down]
AAsh
Let me help you.
[slaps Ash's left arm] I don’t need your help, and you're gonna pay for what you did to my bike!
AAsh
I'll make up for it. I promise I will, really. But I can't do anything about your bike until...
[angrily] I don't want any of your lame excuses, kid! I just want a new bike right now!
AAsh
It's my Pikachu. My Pikachu's not too good.
[Misty becomes worried as Ash looks behind at the red light with a needle on it]
Is it very serious?
AAsh
I think so, and there's nothing I can do to help now.
[Ash, Misty, and Nurse Joy have their lines of sight impaired by a Koffing's Smokescreen attack]
AAsh
What are...Who are they?!
Don't be frightened, little boy.
Allow us to introduce ourselves.
[A teenage girl and boy emerge from the smoke]
To protect the world from devastation.
To unite all people within our nation.
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above.
Jessie!
James.
Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight!
[appearing from the top of the screen] Meowth! That's right!
AAsh
What are you talking about?
He just doesn't get it, does he?
AAsh
[off camera] How can I? You don't make any sense.
We're here for the Pokémon.
AAsh
You're NOT getting Pikachu!
Pikachu? We're not interested in your precious Electric rat. You are.
We seek only rare and valuable Pokémon.
You are wasting your time. This is a center for weak and injured Pokémon.
Well, that may be so, but I wouldn't be at all surprised if we find a few little Pokémon gems among all the junk.
AAsh
You're starting to bug me.
Isn't that cute.
The boy's bugged.
Meowth, then, let's squash him.
Koffing, Attack!
Ekans, Go!
[Nurse Joy, Ash and Misty flee the scene with Pikachu on the stretcher as Ekans and Koffing cause destruction]
You grab Pikachu and get out of here! I'll take care of these three clowns.
That's pretty big talk coming from such a little lady.
At least you're right about the pretty part, thanks for the compliment.
The girl thinks she's pretty.
I agree with her. I think she's pretty, too. Pretty pathetic!
[annoyed] Hmmmm, I'll show you! Poké Ball, go! [Goldeen comes out rolling and jumping on the floor, to Jessie and James' shock] Goldeen, return! [Goldeen is back inside the Poké Ball]
That's her best shot?
She's all washed up.
Too late, but not for the fireworks!
[The Meowth balloon is flying past the full moon, but Team Rocket is hanging from a rope]
Great! A cat losing to a mouse!
That Pikachu is no ordinary Pikachu.
It's certainly very rare. A perfect prize!
Let's catch it!
Perhaps, we will.
[Then, the Meowth balloon pops, sending the three characters hurtling through the night]
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