Brock quotes from Pokémon

Hold it right there! These two contestants are frauds! They locked up the real number one contestant and his Marill in a closet and took his place.

Is that really true?

James, talk your way out of this.

We certainly wouldn't have done it if we thought we'd get caught. [Meowth sighs in frustration]

Our original number was 259! How can we make the judges wait that long to see the winners?

We're going to win anyway, so the first-place finishers might as well be the first-place starters.

[erupting into fury] THAT'S THE LAST STRAW! YOU TWO ARE OUTTA HERE!!!

HOW DARE YOU?

AND DON'T EVEN THINK OF COMING BACK!

Hey! What are you guys tryin' to pull this time?!

The same as always. We're taking your Pikachu.

You can't be serious!

After we just saved all of you!

It isn't our fault that you have bad judgment.

Nurse Joy, I think I could use a physical exam too!

[confused] What?

Your beauty makes my temperature rise, and your loveliness makes my tender heart skip a beat!

[pulls Brock by his ear] If you think Nurse Joy would fall for that story, the only thing you need examined is your head.

That treatment made me look like a movie star all right, the star of a Horror Movie!...

At least you didn't get your face blown up...

I don't see how we can expect you to just throw away your favourite Pokémon.

But what else can Zach's dad do, Ash?

Yeah.

If your dad was in some other kind of business, maybe it wouldn't seem so bad.

But he makes glass and windows.

Why'd you pick a Yanma to begin with?

It happened a few months ago when there was this really bad rainstorm. [A flashback occurs with him and his dad taking their barrow] That day, I was helping my dad deliver some glass to a town a couple miles from here. We were on our way back home, when I saw something. [Spots a Yanma lying on the ground] Hey! What's wrong? Are you okay? Yanma was soaked from the rain and it was in really bad shape. So my dad and I wrapped it up the best we could and took it home. After I got it warmed up a little, I dried Yanma's wings with a hair dryer. Pretty soon, Yanma was as good as new!

[flying off] Yan, yan.

Hey, Yanma!

Yan, yan. [Nuzzles Zach, making him giggle]

And That's all it took to tame Yanma. [The flashback ends] But, even though Yanma was easy to tame, it's a born troublemaker. [A flashback occurs to when Yanma was back to strength] As soon as it got better, Yanma broke all the glass in my father's factory, and dad told me to get rid of Yanma. Maybe I should've.

Yanma was your friend.

Right.

I can understand that.

Yeah, me too.

I convinced my dad to try and let me train Yanma to stop making shockwaves. [A flashback to when he trained Yanma occurs] Now listen up, Yanma, you can't beat your wings too fast. Understand?

Yan, yan. [Flaps its wings]

No, Yanma! You're not listening!

Yan, yan, yan.

Wait! Yanma, come back here!

Yan, yan.

Well, I tried my best, but I guess it wasn't good enough.

It's too bad there's nothing you can do.

I guess it's a long shot, but it might help if you, your dad and Yanma move someplace else.

They'd still have the same problem.

Maybe they could replace all the windows here with plastic.

Then he'd go out of business.

It's too late.

Huh?

I, I don't have any choice but to let Yanma go.

Huh?

Yanma will do just fine on it's own. I'll miss my friend, but a window maker's son isn't meant to be a Yanma trainer.

Guess you're right.

Look guys, the Pichu really love Charmaine and Charmaine really loves the Pichu too.

[jealous] Lucky Pichu...

Togepi, answer me! Come back!

Togepi!

Pikachu

Pi-Pi-Pi!

Togepi!

Come back, Togepi!

[off screen] Here's Togepi!

Hey!

Togepi!

There's my Togepi! Thank goodness it's all right.

Misty, Togepi's so all right that it didn't even miss its afternoon nap!

Wish I could've stayed that relaxed through all this excitement.

[referring to four of the Kimono Sisters] Ash, this is terrible, I want all of them and they all want me. Am I right?

You're half right.

I was having a beautiful dream and, all of a sudden, it turned into a horrible nightmare.

[quietly] Quiet, or I'll turn your life into a nightmare!

Okay.

Oh, no! That's the third report of backpack thief we've had this week.

Nurse Joy, perhaps you and I can search for this thief, and in the process, discover true love.

[pulls Brock by the ear] Knock it off, or you're gonna discover true pain.

Did anybody else who got their backpack stolen mention a Teddiursa?

Yes. Was the Teddiursa you met extra cute, extra cuddly and sweet as could be?

That's my Teddiursa!

And that's how it fools everybody, I'm afraid.

Guess I got fooled too.

You caused a lotta trouble!

Yeah! What do you have to say for yourself now?!

[pulling yet another cute expression and holding a paw to its mouth] Ur...

Cutie... I mean bad Teddiursa!

Give back Brock's backpack, you thief!

This stinks.

It's not even ashamed that it's a liar!

Look guys it's a Pokémon Centre.

Wow, I never thought they'd have one all the way up here.

Wouldn't this be the perfect spot to cuddle up with a hot cocoa and a warm Nurse Joy?

Uh...

That's not what I meant! I meant a warm fire!

Look out! [catches Temacu] You almost fell in.

Yeah, thanks a... [as she raises her head, Temacu sees Brock's face and immediately blushes in his handsome presence] AHHH!

I'm the Head of Security, have you been waiting long?

[grabs her hand] For you? I've been waiting my whole life for you.

[pulls Brock by the ear] Cool it, Brock. She's here to save Ash, not your love life.