Brock quotes from Pokémon

What a gem, so absolutely priceless, I never imagined there'd be such a treasure hidden in this valley, never imagined anything so precious and beautiful...

It's just a rock...

I think he means Rochelle...

Would you mind coming with me?

Oh boy, where should we go Officer? For a romantic stroll in this beautiful urban oasis?

You don't get it; I'd like you to come down to the station so I can fill out a report.

Great, but it sure is an unusual first date.

He doesn't have a clue...

Some night. I didn't do anything wrong and I still got sent to bed without any supper.

WILL YOU STOP COMPLAINING, ASH?! BROCK AND I ARE JUST AS HUNGRY AS YOU ARE!

THAT'S RIGHT! SO STOP YOUR GRUMBLING AND GO TO SLEEP, WILL YA?!

Tell that to my stomach.

Well ya know what ya always find in beautiful places like this, don't ya?

No, Brock, what?

Beautiful girls... Guys, this could be it, this could be where I'm finally gonna meet the girl of my dreams!

That's crazy, what makes you think you're gonna find the girl of your dreams here?

Because she's standing right over there...

All right, you weasely Pokémon thief! What did you do with my little Marill?

Is it supposed to be a dream or a nightmare?

[shakes Ash violently] I heard you talking about my Marill! Now, where is it?!

Your Marill?!

YES!!! What have you done with my Pokémon?!

It... went for a little swim!

[steps in] I believe I can rectify this terrible misapprehension!

That's some daughter I have...

Yeah, she sure is, wonder where she disappeared to? She was here a minute ago.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A CHEATER!

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY TRAINING YOURSELF BEFORE YOU TRY TRAINING ANYMORE POKEMON!

[to his father] Have you seen... uh... my Farfetch'd?

I knew it; you let that thing run away again, didn't ya?

I, I didn't say it ran away!

Well if it didn't run away how come you're lookin' for it?

Uh, well I...

You just can't do anything right, can ya?!

He's scary...

I'm ready to apologise to him and I didn't even do anything!

[astonished] I just caught a tea kettle...

It put up a pretty good fight though.

Could ya throw it back and try for a coffee maker?

I came here for Pokémon, not appliances!

We already have the answers!

You can believe the books, but I think finding answers first hand is always the best!

Exactly right! Yours is the first hand I've held in a long time and I can tell you from personal experience you can't find this in a book! Maybe you and I can do some research in the field of love?

[pulls Brock by his ear] In that field, your position is left out.

They’re gone!

And took Sudowoodo with them!

We’ll never find it again!

Don't worry, Marie, we'll find that Sudowoodo and if we don't I'll leave my friends and dedicate myself to working with you 24/7 every minute of the day and night... [gets hit by Misty’s mallet]

How about part time.

If you like strength? Call me Rocko Brocko! Romantic? Try lover! Or Brocky, anything! you can call me any name that fits me! Well, what would you like to call me?

[bored] Why don’t you try insane?

Let’s start with Brock. And I’m Doctor Anna.

Why did all those Trainers bow to you?

Because I am the shihan of this dojo

Shihan? I think I had that once at a Chinese restaurant.

DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING?! A shihan is the master teacher in a dojo!

I thought it was chicken in a garlic sauce.

You're confusing me with General Tso.

Sign up this Poliwhirl as my partner, please!

Alright.

I want Pikachu to be my partner...

Pikachu

Pika-chu!

And I’ve decided I want you to be my partner!

[gasps] What?...

[dragging Brock by the ear] Nice try, Brock, but I think you missed the boat again...

Wow, this is unbelievable! Everybody must be here for the contest! They're all so stylish. Hey, Brock, what kind of contest is this?

A Pokémon catching contest? What Pokémon should I use for this one?

It's not a catching contest [Brock brushing Vulpix] It happens to be an important Pokémon Beauty Contest.

So that's why you've been grooming Vulpix, You're gonna enter the contest.

Togepi

Toge! Toge! Toge!

I'm not gonna enter the contest but Vulpix is! I'll explain later. Right now, I have to get Vulpix ready!

Vul!

Vulpix, I have to make you look beautiful.

Vul!

And speaking of beauty, you two could use a little sprucing up! You can't meet Suzie looking all scruffy and scuzzy!

You don't look so great yourself, Brock.

So how do I look now?

You look like the ice cream man.

Pikachu

Pika.

What he means is you look very cool and very sweet.

Togepi

Toge! Toge! Toge!