James quotes from Pokémon

[looks at the glue, which has him stuck to Lucario] Cinder. (Of course.)

I see a light bulb going on.

Who cares? No sweat!

That tricky trumpet glue's keeping your attacking prowess at bay!

Relax, it's not going anywhere and there's more where that came from.

Raticate! [Please, enjoy!]

This is scrumpty!

It's not everyday that a complete stranger would come and save our lives! [suddenly recognizes Cassidy] Time out! I've seen you before!

Normally, I wouldn't respond to that but I'll be glad to show you who you are dealing with.

Cassidy?!

What are you doing in a place like this?!

I venture in a guess that you are on some super secret Team Rocket mission! Am I right?

Missed it by a mile. I quit. [The gang are confused]

My leg's been pulled by a mile quite enough.

Team Rocket was part of my life but it wasn't all.

Things besides Team Rocket?

Just what do you mean?

It's true we were elite members, miles above you, but all those failed mission reports- awful! The grind had simply worn us down.

A Gourgeist, eh?

Jessie caught one in Kalos back in the day.

[yawn and uninterested] So her second is Gourgeist? [Wait a second...] A Gourgeist?! That woman calls herself a movie star gets it! Listen up, Gourgeist is being fought!

Wobba, Wobba! [That's what we told you!]

Yeah, that makes sense...

Frilly girl is not bad. She's not that bad at all.

The only reason she got here is because we trained her up.

A bouquet of thinking roses would be kind of nice.

Wobbuffet! [I couldn't agree more!]

Told you the twerp's completely outclassed.

Have you lost it?

Are you mad?

[enraged] I'M TOTALLY NOT MAD!

Wobba wobba wob! [Take it easy!]

It's Pikachu time!

I smell turnaround!

Pikachu, don't even think about losing! Do you hear me?!

Wobba Wobba! [Come on and win this, Pikachu!]

You know, that's absolutely vicious!

Didn't I tell you they're strong?

Dragonite's power is slowly drained away.

Wobbuffet. [So horrifying.]

Finally, he pulls off an upset that I'm happy about!

Defeating both the Hoenn and Sinnoh Champions means one thing.

It's not luck!

Wobbu! [No it isn't!]

We did have a reason for being here, right?

To provide commentary for fun and profit and...

Steal some super strong Pokémon!

Wobbuffet. [Oh yeah, we forgot about that.]

[recalls his Lucario] Lucario, return. You gave it all that you had. I already knew Leon's strong! Even if I'm ahead, he catches up!

Sonia

Leon looks like he's not even trying.

Oh, Ash.

He'll be fine! No need to worry!

Dragapult's just too powerful.

This could be bad news for the twerp.

Get it together! We're up here cheering our little lungs out!

Wobbuffet! [Get your act together!]

Why, you big Champion jerk!

He keeps grabbing the momentum.

Nope. Pikachu and Dracovish are still in this thing.

Wobbuffet! [I'm still worried though!]

Ash, thanks to you and your Pokémon, my Pokémon and I are truly living up to our greatest potential. But it's kind of really sad. You have two Pokémon. True, this battle has been great, but it's soon about to end.

The Twerps are history! Where did they go?

How unusual. They were headed this way...

If this keeps up, I'll never get the sweet head pat rewards from the loving hands of the Boss.

Moving up to division leadership!

Social advancement and a party!

Full tummies!

We want food!

Wobbuffet!

Hatt...

Oh, wait. Who is that Pokémon?

Hattrem!

What a racket! What's the problem?

It's the twerp replay.

You don't think they came to reassess the Squirtle Squad, do you?

Stop, that's not even half a joke!

Huh?

Yan-Yan! [Hello again!]

Seviper! [Long time no see!]

Woobat-Woobat! [Did you miss us?]

Frillish-Frillish! [It's great to be back!]

Gourgeist-Gour! [What's up?]

Mime-Mime-Mime-Mime! [Just like good old days!]

Yamask! [Ready to work!]

Inkay-Ink! [I'm in for some more fun!]

Amoonguss! [Love the surprise?]

Carnivine! [It's going to be delightful!]

Mor-Morpeko. [You must be the other mons Jessie and James mentioned.]

Dear Frillish, and Gourgeist and Woobat and Yanmega! Seviper! Dearies! [Her Pokémon are cuddling her quite well.]

Inkay, Mime Jr., Amoonguss, Dear Yamask! Chomp down, Carnivine! [James' mons are cuddling him as well with Carnivine biting James' head.]

Nothing like a Pokémon party to rock the house!

Wobba-Wobbuffet! [I sure miss those guys!]

Jessie, James, Meowth.

Giovanni, sir!

I want you to take responsibility for the Pokémon you have caught up to this point. [Wish you done that earlier, instead of having them use the Rocket Prize Master, Giovanni?]

Yes, sir!

That is all. [The statue explodes]