Jessie quotes from Pokémon

This place is famous for those big old geezers.

Yes, and they say the geysers are fairly renowned as well.

Dig for treasure!

Dig with pleasure!

Prepare for trouble with our bag of tricks!

Yeah!

And make it double with a couple of picks!

Yeah!

To protect the world from devastation!

Yeah!

To unite all peoples within our nation!

Team Rocket!

I, for one, couldn't be happier! We're finally stealing something other than that pesky little Pikachu for a change. Besides, I get to try out my new pickax!

So, Meowth, how much further before we get to that Dragon Fang?

Ah! Allow me to peruse the map. We started digging here, then we turned this way so the fang should be right there!

Great!

I can almost smell it!

That was me.

Huh?

Something doesn't feel right.

Meowth, are you certain that you got the location correct?

Of course. My calculations are flawless. Uh-oh!

So what do you mean by uh-oh?

It seems as though we're digging directly under the lake.

What?!

So the twerps have a little lunch by the lake, huh?

Yeah, and while they’re munchin’ lunch, we’ll pinch Pikachu, right, Jess?

Hey, who said it was lunch time?

Yeah, where’s ours?

[with a mouth full] It’s all gone.

Well, did you guys hear that?

I heard king, and king means jewels!

And jewels mean dough! LOTS OF DOUGH!

We may have missed our chance to grab the King’s Rock, but catching that Slowking would sure put a jewel in our crown.

Yes, a Pokémon fit for a king.

Or fit for a boss is how I see it.

Sweet!

Lovely! But I'm sure this Weepinbell could eek out a little more. Excuse me, James! We could use some of your help here!

Well, they could be have gotten too far away.

We gotta get those spire plugs back and present them to the boss!

I wonder. Will the boss like them?

Of course! That Elekid's gonna be a regular harden to boss' morning routine. Like runnin' his electric raise up for instance. And he's gonna say, "It's the best shave I ever had!" Then he'll use his hand dryer into the perfect load dry.

It could just plug the in.

But this way is cheaper.

And Larvitar?

The boss is always saying that he can't find any good help these days. But with Larvitar being the help those days he'll be done. And when he sees the look of sincere save it to in Larvitar on his eyes, he'll say, "Larvitar, your are in a way this in a see of loses."

You think so?

Now, stop dreaming about it and actually do it!

Do you smell something burning?

I think we're smelling us?

Quite a Thunderbolt.

It has renewed my energy and passion.

Wobbuffet!

Here we go.

Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!

Wobbuffet!

I think there's a fungus!

And they're among us!

We'll reset with the controls for something else!

One! Two! Three! Four! Five! [dressed as a Sunflora] Sun! Sun! Sun! Sun!

Aah! Persian evolved into a Sunflora? But that's not possible!

Oh, sure. That's what everybody told Albert Einstein before he invented the light bulb. I guess he showed them what's not possible didn't he?

Edison invented the light bulb!

He certainly did.

Do this right Seviper, now go use Sacred Fire!

[does nothing but stares at Jessie in confusion] Seviper? [Sacred Fire?!]

Uh-oh...

I'm not sure Seviper knows how to use that attack...

Well, come on! Use Sacred Fire! What are you waiting for?

You don't know it? Alright, use Water Pulse! [Seviper shakes its head again as if to say, "I don't know that move either!"] Then use Blaze Kick! [Seviper shakes its head more faster, sweating even more as if to say "You have got to be kidding me!". You could guess where this is going.]

Awkward...

I guess that Seviper ain't learned new attacks.

Wobbu! [No duh!]

[horrified] What?! [starts looking at a book to look up moves Seviper can learn. As she lists the moves, Seviper starts gushing a waterfall of sweat, knowing that it does not know any of the moves mentioned] Ok, let me see here. You know Dragon Claw? What about Psywave? Luster Purge? AAAAHHHH!! Would somebody please wake me up from this terrible nightmare?!

[as the crowd starts booing] You're a waste of our time and money!

Why did she even enter?!

Prepare for trouble now that we are united! Make it double because you weren't invited!

Hey! Look, there's Wurmple! Wait! Here I come!

How dare you run off when we weren't completely finished!

I'll have you know that we pour our hearts and souls into that motto and every time we....

Save it, James. Let's just go grab that Wurmple before shes does!

Good idea!

Prepare for trouble, or you'll walk the plank!

Make it double, or your boat will sink!

That doesn't rhyme!

To protect the world from devastation!

To unite all peoples within our nation!

To denounce the evils of truth and love!

To extend our reach to the stars above!

Jessie!

James!

Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!

Surrender now or prepare to fight, fight, fight!

Meowth, that's right!