Jessie quotes from Pokémon

Hey! Who are you crazy dudes, anyway?

Prepare for trouble all you dudes and dudettes!

Make it double...

Enough! You already got that part out!

Well my Wurmple is a lot smarter than yours.

My Wurmple's attending night school to get its PhD!

And you were calling me the heavy one.

I heard that! Don't just sit there, push me!

Good grief! [pulls Jessie by the legs]

I said push, don't pull me!

Oh, no! I don't believe it!

Prepare for trouble from the depths of the earth!

And make it double for all the trouble it's worth!

And they still insist on doing their motto?

Pretty pathetic, isn't it?

The shame.

Meowth! Do ya mind telling me what you're doing?!

I'm a Beau-ti-fly, I ain't never heard a' Meowth!

Uncover that thing right now!

It was all Meowth's idea!

I didn't get a Beautifly. I got a Dustox.

Yes! Your Pokémon was a Cascoon, so the only thing that could've evolved into was a Dustox!

Huh?

Prepare for trouble from up on the ridge!

And make it double, 'cause we've raided the fridge!

To protect the world from devonstation!

To unite all peoples within our nation!

To denounce the evils of a yummy pear!

To extend out reach to a chocolate éclair!

Jessie!

James!

Team Rocket blasts off with all the four food groups!

And believe it or not, that includes much of all soups!

Oy, gevalt!

Wobbuffet!

Team Rocket!

Team Rocket!

I can't believe you were just a nice old couple!

No one's ever accused us of being old!

And certainly not a couple!

We can do this the easy way or the hard way.

How about no way. Magnemite, Thunderbolt!

Magnemite!

It didn't work.

Magnemite.

You're wasting your wattage.

We've shielded ourselves from all electrical hijynx!

Now, let's have it show our hand!

Magnemite!

While we stay at arm's length!

Magnemite!

Pikachu

Pika!

Oh no!

Looks like we have the stone and a lighter!

Guess we'll get glowing!

Time to fly!

Hey, you get back here!

Sorry. We can't hear you!

But you haven't heard the last of us!

They're getting away, and this fog is covering their escape!

It will be impossible to follow 'em!

1, 2, 3, and 4, and 5, 6, 7, and 8, 9, and 10! We did it!

We got Pikachu and Whismur!

All that hard work for nothing...

So much for the fruit of our labour.

Guess we're just stuck with the fruit we already got.

Wobbuffet.

Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!

Now I know what a hotdog feels like: boiled in its own juices.

I'm sweating here like a Snorlax in leather pants.

Oh, please! Stop the pity party, wimps! We'll find water any minute now.

I'll take a large, please. [faints]

Make dat two wit ice. [faints]

Oh, who am I kidding? [faints]

Twerp straight ahead, and while he's busy battling with that wacky kid in a costume, we'll grab Pikachu.

[referring to Nicolai] Wait a minute. Isn't he that kid we ran into before who was obsessed with his short pants?

I don't care if he likes the short pants, long pants or underpants! I just wanna get Pikachu!

Wobbuffet.

So I'm gonna do it now! Go, Seviper! [Sends out Seviper]

Seviper!

Listen here, Seviper, as soon as the twerp is looking the other way, I want you to grab Pikachu.

Seviper.

I understand. I suppose everyone has one person in the world they wish they could abandon on an island or throw down a Raticate hole. Cassidy, for instance!

Cassidy?

She's the one I'd tear into pieces if I had half a chance!