JJessie
There you are...
S14 E25 Scare at the Litwick Mansion!
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Jessie
Pokémon · 1,435 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Pokémon: in 269 of its 1,435 quotes
Most scenes with: James (210), Meowth (193), Ash Ketchum (51)
Lines by Jessie 16
Scenes with Jessie 253
[Ash, Misty, and Nurse Joy have their lines of sight impaired by a Koffing's Smokescreen attack]
AAsh
What are...Who are they?!
JJessie
Don't be frightened, little boy.
Allow us to introduce ourselves.
[A teenage girl and boy emerge from the smoke]
JJessie
To protect the world from devastation.
To unite all people within our nation.
JJessie
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above.
JJessie
Jessie!
James.
JJessie
Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight!
[appearing from the top of the screen] Meowth! That's right!
AAsh
What are you talking about?
JJessie
He just doesn't get it, does he?
AAsh
[off camera] How can I? You don't make any sense.
We're here for the Pokémon.
AAsh
You're NOT getting Pikachu!
JJessie
Pikachu? We're not interested in your precious Electric rat. You are.
We seek only rare and valuable Pokémon.
You are wasting your time. This is a center for weak and injured Pokémon.
JJessie
Well, that may be so, but I wouldn't be at all surprised if we find a few little Pokémon gems among all the junk.
AAsh
You're starting to bug me.
JJessie
Isn't that cute.
The boy's bugged.
Meowth, then, let's squash him.
Koffing, Attack!
JJessie
Ekans, Go!
[Nurse Joy, Ash and Misty flee the scene with Pikachu on the stretcher as Ekans and Koffing cause destruction]
You grab Pikachu and get out of here! I'll take care of these three clowns.
JJessie
That's pretty big talk coming from such a little lady.
At least you're right about the pretty part, thanks for the compliment.
The girl thinks she's pretty.
JJessie
I agree with her. I think she's pretty, too. Pretty pathetic!
[annoyed] Hmmmm, I'll show you! Poké Ball, go! [Goldeen comes out rolling and jumping on the floor, to Jessie and James' shock] Goldeen, return! [Goldeen is back inside the Poké Ball]
JJessie
That's her best shot?
She's all washed up.
[The Meowth balloon is flying past the full moon, but Team Rocket is hanging from a rope]
JJessie
Great! A cat losing to a mouse!
That Pikachu is no ordinary Pikachu.
It's certainly very rare. A perfect prize!
JJessie
Let's catch it!
Perhaps, we will.
[Then, the Meowth balloon pops, sending the three characters hurtling through the night]
[Last lines]
Do you have any more bright ideas?
JJessie
Well, unlike you at least I have ideas!
Yeah, and they're all bad.
JJessie
WHO ASKED YOU?!
[The Kakunas and Beedrills are suddenly waking up]
Oh-oh.
JJessie
Oh no.
[They're attacked by the swarm of Beedrills offscreen]
S1 E4 Challenge of the Samurai
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JJessie
Well, it looks like Team Rocket is....
Blasting off again!
That was the Metronome!
JJessie
I give it two thumbs down!
Me too!
Meowth three!
S1 E6 Clefairy and the Moon Stone
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The coast is clear.
JJessie
Nothing to fear.
Nobody here!
[Charmander closes eyes, and uses Flamethrower on Team Rocket and fries them]
You see!? Did I tell you we needed fire-proof uniform?!
JJessie
Shut up and keep running!
Some geniuses! Meowth!
Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!
DDamian
[appears from the bushes; surprised] Charmander beat them?
Wait! There goes my next paycheck!
JJessie
Who cares about your paycheck? What about mine?!
We gotta get out of here!
S1 E15 Battle Aboard the St. Anne
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Jessica?
JJessie
Yes, James.
Whoever said beauty doesn't last must've been thinking of us.
JJessie
I'll always remember what a wonderful dresser you were.
So will I.
S1 E16 Pokémon Shipwreck
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What is that?!
Now you've done it! Magikarp has evolved into a Gyarados!
JJessie
Gyarados?! I miss Magikarp!
S1 E16 Pokémon Shipwreck
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JJessie
Dimwit! If you're the master, don't act like you're scared of it!
I am scared!
S1 E16 Pokémon Shipwreck
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I can't believe you're letting that ghost get me just because you're both so cheap!
JJessie
You don't want to go?
Of course I don't wanna go. I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go!
You really do care!
JJessie
It's not 'cuz of you. Girls like her disgust me. Always waiting around for her man as if she were his faithful pet. She can't stand the thought of losing him. She cries, but I'd say, "see ya later!". There are plenty more fish in the sea.
I could sure go for some fish.
JJessie
To protect the world from devastation.
To unite all people within our nation.
JJessie
To denounce the evils of truth and love.
To extend our reach to the stars above.
JJessie
Jessie!
James!
Yeah, yeah, that's very dramatic. Now, let's cut to the chase, and catch that Pikachu.
JJessie
Just leave that to us.
By the way, what is the secret weapon you cooked up this time?
A deadly weapon that has been perfected for over thousands of years. Now, we've learned to use its awesome powers. With a flick of this fishing net, we'll round up Pikachu.
You mean that's your secret weapon?!
It takes a genius to realize a fishing net is the perfect weapon!
JJessie
Oh, James, it's the greatest discovery since Einstein invented the light bulb!
JJJessie and James
[sing and dance] Even greater than the chicken who invented the egg!
[The egg falls on them]
All of us true geniuses know, of course, that it was actually the egg that preceded the chicken.
JJessie
Of course. I knew that. I had just forgotten.
Now you got my brain scrambled! Let's cut the egg-splanations and capture Pikachu!
S1 E24 Haunter vs. Kadabra
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