Sid, John and others in “Nancy and Sid”

I don't think it's fair that Nancy can't come to meetings. She's a part of me now. So, technically, she's part of the band.

Don't be revolting, Sidney!

You're just jealous cos none of you have ever been in love.

Jonesy, I bet you've never been in love.

Course he has! Falls in love with all his mates' girlfriends for about 30 seconds, which is all the time it takes to fuck 'em.

Piss off!

Hey, Sid, you'd better keep an eye on Nancy, eh?

Sexy young assassins! What was that? That was the sound of a door closing. But hold on... What's this? [Opens larger encompassing door] That is the sound of another door opening.

What are you talking about?

One word... Pickle!