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S1 E5

Pistol · Season 1, Episode 5

Sid, Steve and others in “Nancy and Sid”

Sid

[Repeatedly] Pling...

Steve

Like that? Something reminds me of being ill.

Sid

Concentrate on the lesson, Jonesy.

John

Yes, Jonesy. Concentrate.

Steve

Vicks VapoRub. You're wearing Vicks VapoRub. You put it on your chest if you've got a cold.

Sid

Want some?

Steve

I haven't got a cold.

Sid

I haven't got it on my chest. I've got it in my hair. It's just sticky enough to make it stand up. It's his beauty secret.

John

Not a secret anymore.

Sid

You should try it, Jonesy. Your hair's shit.

John

Oh, joy!

Sid

Now that Glen's R.I.P., Steve can be butt of the hair jokes.

Steve

Fuck off! [Sid and John laughs]

Steve

Pay attention!

Sid

I paid attention. It goes; [Repeatedly] plinky... like that.

John

No! It's [Repeatedly] plinky...!

Steve

No! It's... Look, there's no [Repeatedly] "plinky...". It's [Repeatedly punching fist in hand in synchrony] bam...! Don't tickle it, punch it! [Sid punches Steve in the face] Oi, shit! [Sid is trying to attack Steve with the guitar] What the fuck?! That's my guitar! [Steve pushes off Sid who falls to floor] It's your skull you should be worried about, not your banjo! [Steve jumps on top of Sid punching him in the gut]

John

Ladies, please!

Sid

That was great!

Steve

What is wrong with you?!

Sid

I like it when people fight back instead of ignoring you.

Steve

Ugh!

Sid

[Sid picks at guitar strings] Is that right?

Steve

Not really. But it might actually be better. [Hands him a guitar pick] Do it again. Give us 'A'. Keep playing.

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