TV show quotes
Egads, Brain! We’ve fallen into some kind of intergalactic wormhole!
[he and Pinky come out of the log, covered in worms] With real worms! Gah! [he and Pinky brushed them off] Look around you, Pinky! The jungle! Poisonous plants, bloodthirsty carnivores, the stench of decay permeating the air.
Actually, I rather like it. [breathes in the air] Smells just like an AirWick solid. Narf!
Don’t worry, Brain. Two simple words that will make it all better Color adventure
If I hurt you now, no one would know.
Umm. I might!
That’s debatable!
Brain! Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
We eat the box?
No, Brain! We build a boat and then, we eat the box.
Save us, Pinky! Summon all your animal savagery and break through these bonds!
Here I go! [grunts as he tries to break the ropes binding him, to no avail]
[Snowball laughs as he knocks Pinky into the quicksand]
Whoa! [screams].
Pinky?!
It’s alright, Brain! This quicksand broke my fall!
Quicksand?!
[after Snowball breaks free of the net and jumps in the river] Snowball! [swings across the river on a vine and holds out his hand] Quickly, Snowball, take my hand.
[splashes Brain] Thanks, but, no thanks, Brain! I don't need your... [goes over a waterfall] Help! [lands in the water] Ha-ha, Brain! You can’t beat me! [screams as he goes over another waterfall]
[Pinky and Brain are discussing Brain's not-too-bright girlfriend]
I met her today in the maze. Her name is Billie. She's of simple folk, fair and true.
You mean she's stupid?
A bit.
After [Snowball], Pinky! He's about to engage the machine!
Poit! I didn't even know they were going steady. We really ought to bring a gift, Brain. [Brain grabs him and runs after Snowball.] You know where they're registered? Congratulations, Snowball! We're so happy for you and your fianceé! A hamster engaged to a big machine? What will people say?
Stop being foolish, Pinky.
Oh you're right, Brain, as long as they're happy. We should get them something nice; a fondue set, maybe. I mean, after all, we are getting tight hats in the bargain.
[Brain finds Billie at the controls of the machine]
Egad, Brain! Snowball's turned into a mouse!
No, Pinky, it's Billie.
Billie's turned into a hamster? [Brain grabs him and smacks him with his hat repeatedly] She's a mouse! She's a hamster! She's a mouse! She's a hamster! She's a mouse and a hamster? [laughs deliriously]
[about Snowball's plan] ...and execute me in the process.
Oh, don't be silly, Brain. It would take all the fun out of life; I derive my greatest pleasure from making you squirm.
I derive my greatest pleasure from making Brain squirt milk out of his nose! [Snowball and Brain bop Pinky on the head] Natch!
[disguised as a cow]
Moo. We are a cow. Take us to China.
The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "moo".
[Brain spots Gulliver Sloane, a parody of Oliver Stone]
Pinky, look! Somebody's filming us.
A scratchy piece of surveillance footage triggers a bizarre new conspiracy theory from controversial film director, Gulliver Sloane. Good evening, I'm Fred Floppel.
[In a cabin, a chubby man wearing a camouflage hat with matching pants and a white shirt sits in a rickety chair eating spam]
Well, that's the saddest story I've ever heard.
Just look for a document called the Pinky Protocol.
The Pinky Protocol? What's that?
[Brain glances left then right]
They don't want you to know.
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