Pinky, I'm a stone's throw away from the Vatican. Where are you?
In here, Brian: The Sixteen Chapel.
This from a mouse who thinks a Fresco is a can of carbonated soda.
S2 E1It's Only a Paper World
We shall no longer call this planet Earth, Pinky.
When was it called "Earth Pinky"?
For the last time, Pinky, there is no such word as "Chramecirum"!
S2 E6Welcome to the Jungle
Uh. There’s a big pile of dung under that tree.
Egads, Brain! We’ve fallen into some kind of intergalactic wormhole!
[he and Pinky come out of the log, covered in worms] With real worms! Gah! [he and Pinky brushed them off] Look around you, Pinky! The jungle! Poisonous plants, bloodthirsty carnivores, the stench of decay permeating the air.
Actually, I rather like it. [breathes in the air] Smells just like an AirWick solid. Narf!
Don’t worry, Brain. Two simple words that will make it all better Color adventure
If I hurt you now, no one would know.
Umm. I might!
That’s debatable!
Brain! Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
We eat the box?
No, Brain! We build a boat and then, we eat the box.
Save us, Pinky! Summon all your animal savagery and break through these bonds!
Here I go! [grunts as he tries to break the ropes binding him, to no avail]
[Snowball laughs as he knocks Pinky into the quicksand]
Whoa! [screams].
Pinky?!
It’s alright, Brain! This quicksand broke my fall!
Quicksand?!
[after Snowball breaks free of the net and jumps in the river] Snowball! [swings across the river on a vine and holds out his hand] Quickly, Snowball, take my hand.
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[splashes Brain] Thanks, but, no thanks, Brain! I don't need your... [goes over a waterfall] Help! [lands in the water] Ha-ha, Brain! You can’t beat me! [screams as he goes over another waterfall]
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