[Pinky and Brain are discussing Brain's not-too-bright girlfriend]
I met her today in the maze. Her name is Billie. She's of simple folk, fair and true.
You mean she's stupid?
A bit.
After [Snowball], Pinky! He's about to engage the machine!
Poit! I didn't even know they were going steady. We really ought to bring a gift, Brain. [Brain grabs him and runs after Snowball.] You know where they're registered? Congratulations, Snowball! We're so happy for you and your fianceé! A hamster engaged to a big machine? What will people say?
Stop being foolish, Pinky.
Oh you're right, Brain, as long as they're happy. We should get them something nice; a fondue set, maybe. I mean, after all, we are getting tight hats in the bargain.
[Brain finds Billie at the controls of the machine]
Egad, Brain! Snowball's turned into a mouse!
No, Pinky, it's Billie.
Billie's turned into a hamster? [Brain grabs him and smacks him with his hat repeatedly] She's a mouse! She's a hamster! She's a mouse! She's a hamster! She's a mouse and a hamster? [laughs deliriously]
[about Snowball's plan] ...and execute me in the process.
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Oh, don't be silly, Brain. It would take all the fun out of life; I derive my greatest pleasure from making you squirm.
I derive my greatest pleasure from making Brain squirt milk out of his nose! [Snowball and Brain bop Pinky on the head] Natch!
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