[After seeing on a naval chart how close their objective is]
Oh, look, Brain, it's so close, we'll be there before you can say "Poit!"
We'll reach Mars before I yell "Poit!" Pinky.
S1 E1Das Mouse
Any questions?
Umm. If you could be any animal, what would it be?
Oh, I'd have to say a hawk, Pinky. So I could soar through the sky, catch little white mice in my sharp talons, and feed them to my young.
Eww. That's just weird, Brain.
[Their submarine is filling up with water.] We're gonna make it! We're gonna make it, right Brain!? BRAIN??
POIT!
S1 E2Of Mouse and Man
The dark side that has created grotesque war machines, pollution-spilling factories and now, a hideous thing, that is spreading across the world, like a horrible plague: Voicemail.
DID YOU EVER ASK WHAT I DID TODAY?! [cries]
S1 E3Tokyo Grows/That Smarts/Brainstem
[talking like a bad English dub] Narf! Brain, Let us go and see Gollyzilla! We can watch excitedly as he crushes buildings and then flee in terror!
[slaps him in the face] Snap out of it, Pinky!
[talking normally] Oh. thanks, Brain.
[after getting zapped by the giant ray] Narf! Where are you, Brain? I can't see you!
I'm down…
[accidentally steps on him] Oh. Oh. Wait a sec, Brain. I've got some gum on my shoe. [peels Brain off his foot]
Apparently, your IQ didn't grow along with your shoe size, Pinky.
S1 E8A Pinky and the Brain Christmas
You know, Brain, I've been thinking I don't want to be an elf anymore.
What do you want to be Pinky?
A dentist!
[Reading Pinky's letter to Santa] "Dear Santa, Hello, haha, narf. [Glares at a tearful Pinky before continuing] This year, Santa, I ask for nothing, but I wish to tell you about [haltingly] my dear friend, The Brain. He is honest and very hardworking, and only wants what's best for the world. But he gets no reward - he's only greeted with defeat. He never gives up, but I know it must be very hard. So please, take anything you have for me and give it to my best friend in the whole world, The Brain. [Looks sadly over at Pinky, who is crying due to not having given the letter to Santa when he had the chance] Love, Pinky. PS - By any chance, do you have in that big old bag of yours, the world?"
[Pinky activates the mind control device] You're on!
[Brain is too stunned to even speak]
You're on, Brain!
[Still teary-eyed from Pinky's letter, composing himself] Um, ladies and gentlemen of the world, you will do as I say. For I... I command you. I command you to... [Looks over at Pinky, who is urging him on, before tearfully blurting out] Have a Merry Christmas everyone! Have a merry, merry Christmas! Joy to the world! Yes! [Breaks down sobbing]
S1 E9Snowball
[sarcastically] Oh go ahead, Pinky. I don't need you. What do you think, I just have you around so I can steal your brilliant ideas and claim them as my own? That I'm just using you, Pinky? Oh yes, I'm using you for your brilliance.
That's exactly what Snowball said!
S1 E11Fly
I feel the need. I feel the need for expeditious velocity.
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