Pinky quotes from Pinky and the Brain

Pinky

DID YOU EVER ASK WHAT I DID TODAY?! [cries]

Pinky

Uh. There’s a big pile of dung under that tree.

Pinky

Oh, look, Brain, it's so close, we'll be there before you can say "Poit!"

Brain

We'll reach Mars before I yell "Poit!" Pinky.

Brain

Any questions?

Pinky

Umm. If you could be any animal, what would it be?

Brain

Oh, I'd have to say a hawk, Pinky. So I could soar through the sky, catch little white mice in my sharp talons, and feed them to my young.

Pinky

Eww. That's just weird, Brain.

Pinky

[Their submarine is filling up with water.] We're gonna make it! We're gonna make it, right Brain!? BRAIN??

Brain

POIT!

Pinky

[talking like a bad English dub] Narf! Brain, Let us go and see Gollyzilla! We can watch excitedly as he crushes buildings and then flee in terror!

Brain

[slaps him in the face] Snap out of it, Pinky!

Pinky

[talking normally] Oh. thanks, Brain.

Pinky

[after getting zapped by the giant ray] Narf! Where are you, Brain? I can't see you!

Brain

I'm down…

Pinky

[accidentally steps on him] Oh. Oh. Wait a sec, Brain. I've got some gum on my shoe. [peels Brain off his foot]

Brain

Apparently, your IQ didn't grow along with your shoe size, Pinky.

Pinky

You know, Brain, I've been thinking I don't want to be an elf anymore.

Brain

What do you want to be Pinky?

Pinky

A dentist!

Brain

[Reading Pinky's letter to Santa] "Dear Santa, Hello, haha, narf. [Glares at a tearful Pinky before continuing] This year, Santa, I ask for nothing, but I wish to tell you about [haltingly] my dear friend, The Brain. He is honest and very hardworking, and only wants what's best for the world. But he gets no reward - he's only greeted with defeat. He never gives up, but I know it must be very hard. So please, take anything you have for me and give it to my best friend in the whole world, The Brain. [Looks sadly over at Pinky, who is crying due to not having given the letter to Santa when he had the chance] Love, Pinky. PS - By any chance, do you have in that big old bag of yours, the world?"

Pinky

[Pinky activates the mind control device] You're on!

Pinky

You're on, Brain!

Brain

[Still teary-eyed from Pinky's letter, composing himself] Um, ladies and gentlemen of the world, you will do as I say. For I... I command you. I command you to... [Looks over at Pinky, who is urging him on, before tearfully blurting out] Have a Merry Christmas everyone! Have a merry, merry Christmas! Joy to the world! Yes! [Breaks down sobbing]

Brain

[sarcastically] Oh go ahead, Pinky. I don't need you. What do you think, I just have you around so I can steal your brilliant ideas and claim them as my own? That I'm just using you, Pinky? Oh yes, I'm using you for your brilliance.

Pinky

That's exactly what Snowball said!

Brain

Pinky, I'm a stone's throw away from the Vatican. Where are you?

Pinky

In here, Brian: The Sixteen Chapel.

Brain

This from a mouse who thinks a Fresco is a can of carbonated soda.

Brain

We shall no longer call this planet Earth, Pinky.

Pinky

When was it called "Earth Pinky"?

Pinky

Egads, Brain! We’ve fallen into some kind of intergalactic wormhole!

Brain

[he and Pinky come out of the log, covered in worms] With real worms! Gah! [he and Pinky brushed them off] Look around you, Pinky! The jungle! Poisonous plants, bloodthirsty carnivores, the stench of decay permeating the air.

Pinky

Actually, I rather like it. [breathes in the air] Smells just like an AirWick solid. Narf!

Pinky

Don’t worry, Brain. Two simple words that will make it all better Color adventure

Brain

If I hurt you now, no one would know.

Pinky

Umm. I might!

Brain

That’s debatable!

Pinky

Brain! Are you pondering what I’m pondering?

Brain

We eat the box?

Pinky

No, Brain! We build a boat and then, we eat the box.