The Brain quotes from Pinky and the Brain

Brain

The dark side that has created grotesque war machines, pollution-spilling factories and now, a hideous thing, that is spreading across the world, like a horrible plague: Voicemail.

Brain

I feel the need. I feel the need for expeditious velocity.

Brain

For the last time, Pinky, there is no such word as "Chramecirum"!

Brain

Moo. We are a cow. Take us to China.

Brain

The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "moo".

Brain

Pinky, look! Somebody's filming us.

Brain

The game does not conclude until the woman with the eating disorder ululates.

Brain

Poor Snowball! I’m afraid his ways are changed for good.

Brain

Are you pondering what I’m-[lets out a belch]

Brain

[feeling a little embarrassed] Sorry! We’ll take it again!

Pinky

Oh, look, Brain, it's so close, we'll be there before you can say "Poit!"

Brain

We'll reach Mars before I yell "Poit!" Pinky.

Brain

Any questions?

Pinky

Umm. If you could be any animal, what would it be?

Brain

Oh, I'd have to say a hawk, Pinky. So I could soar through the sky, catch little white mice in my sharp talons, and feed them to my young.

Pinky

Eww. That's just weird, Brain.

Pinky

[Their submarine is filling up with water.] We're gonna make it! We're gonna make it, right Brain!? BRAIN??

Brain

POIT!

Pinky

[talking like a bad English dub] Narf! Brain, Let us go and see Gollyzilla! We can watch excitedly as he crushes buildings and then flee in terror!

Brain

[slaps him in the face] Snap out of it, Pinky!

Pinky

[talking normally] Oh. thanks, Brain.

Pinky

[after getting zapped by the giant ray] Narf! Where are you, Brain? I can't see you!

Brain

I'm down…

Pinky

[accidentally steps on him] Oh. Oh. Wait a sec, Brain. I've got some gum on my shoe. [peels Brain off his foot]

Brain

Apparently, your IQ didn't grow along with your shoe size, Pinky.

Pinky

You know, Brain, I've been thinking I don't want to be an elf anymore.

Brain

What do you want to be Pinky?

Pinky

A dentist!