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Phil of the Future · Season 1

Keely, Phil and others in “Doggie Daycare”

Keely

So, what's this business idea of yours?

Phil

All right. What's the one thing that pickford is bustling with?

Keely

Tomatoes.

Phil

Tomatoes, and...Dogs! Huh? Little ones, big ones, skinny ones, fat ones.

Keely

Hairy ones, bald ones, small ones, tall ones. Sorry. I thought we were playing a word game.

Phil

And what's the one thing that all dogs have in common?

Keely

(Gasps) They...You know. Ugh.

Phil

Exactly! At least once a day! And all owners hate to scoop. That's where we come in. We do the job that no one wants to do.

Keely

Okay, but can't we offer more service than that?

Phil

More service?

Keely

Phil! I can't just go to a dog's house and not play with them.

Phil

Fine. We are a full-service doggy day care. See, the way i figure it, we can have those festapalooza tickets in a couple of days.

Tia

Hey, Guys. I just got my ticket. Oh, are you guys still coming to the concert?

Phil

Absolutely. Hey, we just started a doggy scooping business. What to join?

Tia

And...I'm out.

Keely

It's not just poop! We're full service!

Phil

Hey, her loss, right? We're gonna have fun. We'll be our own bosses. We'll be out in the fresh...Almost fresh air! Which reminds me, I actually got Curtis to do some of the dirty work. Hey, C-Man! (Chuckles)

Curtis

(Speaks Gibberish)

Phil

I think it just may be his calling.

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