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Phil of the Future · Season 1

Tia, Phil and others in “Doggie Daycare”

Tia

Oh, no. This can't be right. According to my organizer, i'm a loser!

Tia

Yep. I'm totally free this weekend.

Phil

(Grunts) You? You are totally free? Nothing? I find that hard to believe.

Keely

Oh! Problem solved! You're going to festapalooza.

Phil

How do you know that?

Keely

Festapalooza saturday.

Tia

I didn't know it was this weekend. There's gonna be, like, 50 bands there.

Phil

Festa...Festapalooza! No way! Festapalooza is legendary. Murray Van Peltin stir-fries his guitar on stage. (Imitates Electric Guitar) And then serves it to the needy. It was crazy!

Tia

How do you know that?

Phil

Huh?

Tia

Well, the concert's not till saturday. How would you know what happens?

Keely

Um...Phil gets his tenses confused when he's tired. Sometimes he uses the past tense, sometimes he uses the future tense. Sometimes he's just tense.

Phil

I'm hoping that murray, you know, stir-fries his guitar...On stage...Because as we know...That would be really good for the needy. So, I wonder how much tickets are?

Keely

100 Bucks.

Phil

How do you know this?

Keely

That guy is good. I could have used him during my ceramics quiz.

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