Phil and Keely in “Pheremonally Yours”

(Knocks)

Phil, what's going on?

Keely, It's getting out of hand. I either have to marry Marla or leave town.

What was that?

My mom and her friends are having a cat circus. Don't ask.

Marla says she loves me for what's on the inside. (Scoffs) Does that stink, or what?

(Laughs)

Keely, It's not funny and It's not fair. Girls have all these rules, and we're supposed to figure out what they are.

Are you kidding? It's not easy for us, either.

Well, I have absolutely no idea what's going on in Marla's head.

Phil, sure, you do. She thinks you're cute, funny, and sensitive. The problem is she doesn't know what's going on in your head.

What am I supposed to do? Be like Tia and kick her to the curb?

(Sighs) It's probably best just to be yourself. You're cute, funny, and sensitive. You know, guide her to the curb.