Phil and Lloyd in “Pheremonally Yours”

I don't know what to do. See, if I tell Marla that I don't like her, then...It'll hurt her feelings.

Son, It's a good thing you came to me. This is what you call a classic father-son moment.

Really? You mean girls had crushes on you when you were growing up?

No, but they did on my old college roommate rex.

Rex, rex...Isn't that the guy mom almost married?

Let's not go there. Anyway, he had so many girls chasing him, he used one of these.

Ah, one of those old-fashioned DNA scramblers.

Yep. I never go anywhere without this thing.

Oh, they're a hoot at parties. I'll make you look so strange, Marla'll be running for the hills.

Great! Thanks, dad.

Hey, remember when I used it on your uncle Milt, made his lips look like a fish?

Yeah, you really lightened up his funeral.

That's what I'm saying, yeah.