MurnPeacemaker, in my office. You sure your head is in this?
Murn
You choked last night.
Are you kidding me? Maybe that wouldn't have happened if you put a goddamn dove of peace on the sniper rifle! One of the most important things about killing someone, to me, is a fucking dove of peace on the weapon.
Murn
That's bullshit and you know it!
You also told me to kill kids. You didn't say why! Yeah, okay, one was homely. That didn't make it better, it made it worse! I started to feel sorry for it.
Murn
Yeah, I may have pushed you too hard on that one.
I made a vow to have peace at any cost, no matter how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it. But I'm not fucking killing kids just because you say so!
Murn
You're sure that's all it is?
Murn
Good... 'cause right now the world needs a son of a bitch, and you're the only one I got.(Looks out at Vigilante) Well I guess him now, too.
Fuck it hurts to walk on!
Murn
Yes. Why?
Vigilante's a bit, uh... (whistles).
Murn
You think that's something I wouldn't have noticed?
Yeah. Yeah, right. Ever since I had to team up with Matter-Eater Lad, my sense of what's normal is a little fucked up.
[extended version from the outtakes]
Dude, I didn't mean to put your father in prison.
Then why'd you put him there, you fat fuck?!
Because I couldn't think of anybody else!
Well, what about Ariana Grande, or Drake?!
Brad Pitt or Payne Stewart or Doug the Pug... Khloé Kardashian, the red tiger from Voltron, Tinky-Winky, Mariska Hargitay, Mario, Super Mario, fuckin' Luigi! Yoshi, the Princess, Bert, Ernie, Grover, Snuffleupagus, Burger King, Grimace, Ronald McDonald, the two old guys on the balcony from The Muppets? Fran Tarkenton, Joe Montana, Joe Mantegna...
...Eddie Murphy, Michael Jordan, Michael B. Jordan, BTS? Eugene Levy?!
Jon Lovitz? Shut the fuck up and listen, man. I'm giving you a list of people you could've done! Danny DeVito, Andy Kaufman, Jim Morrison, any one of the fuckin' Beatles! Pete Best? George Carlin.
Danny Glover! Mel Gibson! Ice-T! Ice Cube! Vanilla Ice! Elvis fuckin' Presley, Priscilla Presley... Seth Meyers! What about Seth Meyers, or for that matter, Jay Leno? Conan's not really doing much right now! Will Ferrell, Howard Stern, Baba Booey, Robin Ophelia Quivers, fuckin Telly Savalas, Freddie Stroma, James Gunn! What the fuck, dude?!
Those last two aren't even things!
Alice Cooper, Ozzy Osbourne, Sharon Osbourne. Bill Cosby, he just got out, he's got time on his hands! Amy Winehouse...
Dude, Amy Winehouse is fucking dead!
Optimus Prime, Shipwreck, Cobra Commander, the fuckin' cunts from Riverdale!
Alright, most of those, you're right -- could probably go to prison. But I would never put Ariana Grande in there! She looks too innocent!
Alright, next time I fucking have to frame somebody, it'll be one of all those fucking thousands of people you just mentioned!
Yeah, tell that to my dad.
Murn
Peacemaker, shut the fuck up!
"Murn"
Yes.
Yeah, you killed someone, whoever "Murn" really was!
"Murn"
I needed to stop them! So I inhabited the worst person I could find. This man, Leota, he's... he's a murderer. But still, I know his thoughts. He's... Even he could have changed. I know that. I took that from him. I took his freedom and his face. And every day, I dread waking up to his memories.
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