Peacemaker, in my office. You sure your head is in this?
What?
You choked last night.
Are you kidding me? Maybe that wouldn't have happened if you put a goddamn dove of peace on the sniper rifle! One of the most important things about killing someone, to me, is a fucking dove of peace on the weapon.
That's bullshit and you know it!
You also told me to kill kids. You didn't say why! Yeah, okay, one was homely. That didn't make it better, it made it worse! I started to feel sorry for it.
Yeah, I may have pushed you too hard on that one.
I made a vow to have peace at any cost, no matter how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it. But I'm not fucking killing kids just because you say so!
You're sure that's all it is?
Yeah.
Good... 'cause right now the world needs a son of a bitch, and you're the only one I got.(Looks out at Vigilante) Well I guess him now, too.
Fuck it hurts to walk on!
You sure about that?
Yes. Why?
Vigilante's a bit, uh... (whistles).
You think that's something I wouldn't have noticed?
Yeah. Yeah, right. Ever since I had to team up with Matter-Eater Lad, my sense of what's normal is a little fucked up.
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More Peacemaker quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Peacemaker pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.