[extended version from the outtakes]
Dude, I didn't mean to put your father in prison.
Then why'd you put him there, you fat fuck?!
Because I couldn't think of anybody else!
Well, what about Ariana Grande, or Drake?!
What?!
Brad Pitt or Payne Stewart or Doug the Pug... Khloé Kardashian, the red tiger from Voltron, Tinky-Winky, Mariska Hargitay, Mario, Super Mario, fuckin' Luigi! Yoshi, the Princess, Bert, Ernie, Grover, Snuffleupagus, Burger King, Grimace, Ronald McDonald, the two old guys on the balcony from The Muppets? Fran Tarkenton, Joe Montana, Joe Mantegna...
What the fuck?!
...Eddie Murphy, Michael Jordan, Michael B. Jordan, BTS? Eugene Levy?!
Fuck, dude, half...!
Jon Lovitz? Shut the fuck up and listen, man. I'm giving you a list of people you could've done! Danny DeVito, Andy Kaufman, Jim Morrison, any one of the fuckin' Beatles! Pete Best? George Carlin.
Dead!
Danny Glover! Mel Gibson! Ice-T! Ice Cube! Vanilla Ice! Elvis fuckin' Presley, Priscilla Presley... Seth Meyers! What about Seth Meyers, or for that matter, Jay Leno? Conan's not really doing much right now! Will Ferrell, Howard Stern, Baba Booey, Robin Ophelia Quivers, fuckin Telly Savalas, Freddie Stroma, James Gunn! What the fuck, dude?!
Those last two aren't even things!
Alice Cooper, Ozzy Osbourne, Sharon Osbourne. Bill Cosby, he just got out, he's got time on his hands! Amy Winehouse...
Dude, Amy Winehouse is fucking dead!
Optimus Prime, Shipwreck, Cobra Commander, the fuckin' cunts from Riverdale!
Alright, most of those, you're right -- could probably go to prison. But I would never put Ariana Grande in there! She looks too innocent!
Possibly true! Possibly.
Alright, next time I fucking have to frame somebody, it'll be one of all those fucking thousands of people you just mentioned!
Yeah, tell that to my dad.
Peacemaker, shut the fuck up!
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