Oh good you guys are here! Okay, everybody gather around, I have a big announcement. I'm officially seeking re-election to the Pawnee City Council. I am gonna be running for Dexhart's seat and the campaign starts now.
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Oh, I love the sound of silence before a big cheer. That's what's happening? Right?
Leslie, no offense, I've heard a lot of bad ideas today. This is the worst.
April?
I would love it if you ran an insane campaign and basically turned into the Joker...but that means you probably shouldn't do it.
Andy?
I don't know Leslie, it seems risky. And I'd hate to see you go through another tough fight. But I could be wrong, I haven't pooped in three days.
Okay Ron, you have always given me sage counsel, and your words carry great influence so what do you think I should do?
I do not think that you should run again.
What the Hell do you know dum-dum!?
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