[Ann walks into her office to find it literally bursting with balloons]
Hey! Ladies and gentlemen for the first time ever at her new part-time job in the health department at City Hall it's Ann Meredith Perkins!
Leslie this is so nice!
[popping out of the balloons] I put poisonous gas in one of these balloons so if any of them pops you may die.
[popping out of the balloons] No April, we would all die. Gasses fill the volume of whatever container they're in. [looking at the camera] School.
We have activities every hour on your first day. 10am: Ann's First Day Waffle Explosion. 11am: the Start Paperwork Jamboree. And then twelve noon sharp is the Inaugural Da-ANNce Party.
[popping out of the balloons] Welcome to City Hall cupcake!
How many of you are in here!?
There's seven! And you have an office mate. His name is Stuart and he's kind of a grouch.
I have an office mate?
[popping out of the balloons] Get these fucking balloons out of here!
...Hi I'm Ann.
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