No offense, but maybe you think I'm going too fast 'cause you're going too slow with Ben!
No offense, but I'm going slow 'cause I might lose my job!
No offense, but maybe that's a little bit of an excuse for not acting on your feelings!
No offense, but I don't remember you having a nursing degree in feelings!
Offense! That's rude! I'm gonna go dance. Douche, you're up!
Mmm-hmm!
Hey, are you OK? I heard yowling.
Yeah, I'm very angry and I'm really drunk. Do you wanna dance with me? Go get me another snork juice.
Oh, that's maybe not the best idea for you.
Forget it! Jean-Ralphio!
[immediately appears] Yes, I'm here!
Dance up on me!
Yes, yes, yes!
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