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S1 E15

Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

Jerry, Tom and others in “Unfinished Business”

[referring to Li'l Sebastian] If they've been missing this long, they're probably dead.

Well, if he is, you'll be answering to the whole town. And God.

For the last time--

Jerry, shut up. I can't hear myself not talking to Andy.

Ron, can you tell me why April is mad at me?

Ron, can you tell Andy--

Andy, she's mad at you because you said 'awesomesauce' instead of 'I love you too.' April, he loves you, stop being a child. Tom, everyone knows you're at fault; blaming Jerry won't save you. Jerry, I know for a fact that you were sucking down funnel cakes when you were supposed to be watching Li'l Sebastian. Now will everyone please apologize to everyone?

[to April] I do love you, you know.

You do?

Yeah. That's what makes the sauce so awesome.

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