Donna and Ann in “Unfinished Business”

Donna

Hey what ever happened to you and the bionic man?

Ann

Chris? He broke up with me but he did it so nicely that I didn't even realize he did it.

Donna

I've done that to multiple men. How are you doing? Are you doing okay?

Ann

Thank you so much for asking! It's been tough. Yeah. Two days ago I was sobbing at a pizza buffet and they asked me to leave. Been looking at some dog adoption websites. Bought $700 worth of candles from Anthropologie. Did this [shows her dyed red streak] to my hair. You know, your basic bottoming out kind of stuff.

Donna

Yeah...Normally people tell you to talk about your problems. I'm going to recommend you bottle that noise up.

Ann

...That's what my mailman said.