Hey Mark! Welcome to my haven.
Thank you.
You're the first non-me to set foot in here in ten years.
Ummm Ron none of this is up to code.
Sure it is! It's up to the Swanson code.
There's no drainage. Doesn't appear to be any ventilation. You got hazardous chemicals over here.
Yeah which only I'm breathing. The same liberty that gives me the right to fart in my own car. Are you gonna tell a man that he can't fart in his own car?
There is a basket of oil-soaked rags hanging above a wood-burning stove.
Good thing I've got a fire extinguisher. Which I assure you is totally up to your precious code.
Umm this says it should be recharged June of 1996.
Those dates are arbitrary. They're like those dates that the government forces companies to put on yogurt and medicine. Observe. Watch yourself.
[Ron tries to use the fire extinguisher but only a little liquid dribbles out]
Okay. I'll replace this. Happy?
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