Pani Poni · Season 1
Rebecca Miyamoto, born of an American father and a Japanese mother. Graduated from the Massachusetts Institute of technology. The youngest graduate in the school's history. She then returned to Japan to become a high school teacher. However...she was only 10 years old at the time.
[sighs] This sucks.
Maho! Oh my God, oh my God, you guys will never believe the news I got! This is some omega big news! [slips, she hits the camera]
What on earth makes you to make so much noise this early, GOD!
You should expect it by now.
Our homeroom teacher Mr. (bleep) quit on us?!
Quiting without giving us any notice. It's irresponsible!
Do you know if he gave any reason?
You know, I kinda didn't think to ask that. [Miyako groans]
We should devote ourselves to God.
Do you think she's talking to us?
Don't worry about her, she doesn't know anything.
Unfortunately, your homeroom teacher, Mr. (no audio) turned in his resignation yesterday and won't be returning to teach you ever again.
But did he give any reason, sir?
[no audio, all of the students gasp] But if you want to know the truth...[evil laughter]
[turns to the viewer] So, you ever wonder what the hell's going on behind the scenes of this school?
Your new teacher's name is Ms. Miyamoto and... [pulls out his bento box] mmm...Im going to have Sakaben for lunch.
We don't care what's in your bento box, old man.
Here it is, Ms. Rebecca Miyamoto, your new teacher. [pulls out a big picture of her, with a black ribbon around it, making many students think she's dead]
Our teacher's a corpse?!
Take off that stupid black ribbon!
It looks like we're runing out of kid jokes and short jokes, so I say we move on to choosing her nickname.
Oh! I got it!
I'm not looking forward to this, but go ahead, Himeko.
Rebecco!
That's too weird.
Then how about Rebecco?
That's what you just said!
In foreign countries, sometimes they shorten names. Like Stephanie becomes Steph and Catherine becomes Cathie, you know?
After all that bitching, she's added to the discussion.
The cans are warmed by my body heat.
Oh.
And F.Y.I, I'm God, by the way.
Oh, and miss, could you please close the door for me?
Screw you, kitty.
Hello, Becky!
C-Commercial!
Can we go home now, Mesousa?!
Oh, the thingy she's talking to behind the podium, what do you suppose it is? Is it a rabbit?
Yeah, Im pretty sure it's something like that.
[grabbing Mesousa] Do you think it's edible?
There's only one way to find out.
So the long awaited teacher has finally arrived? Come on, let's go check her out, guys! [the students of 1-D are about to leave the classroom]
You step one foot out that door and I'll be standing by your pillow every night! [the students stop, as they walk in reverse] What a damn bunch of cowards.
Shut up, you little brats, don't you dare underestimate ME!!! Look, I don't care if you ask any questions, but please use your brain before you open your mouth. For the love of God, try to think of less boring things to ask. Understand? [flips the bird] You lower life forms! [all of the students gasp]
[punches Becky in the head] How dare you talk to your students like that?!
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