Rei Tachibana quotes from Pani Poni

Rei Tachibana

Our homeroom teacher Mr. (bleep) quit on us?!

Ichijo

We should devote ourselves to God.

Kurumi Momose

Do you think she's talking to us?

Rei Tachibana

Don't worry about her, she doesn't know anything.

Old Geezer

Unfortunately, your homeroom teacher, Mr. (no audio) turned in his resignation yesterday and won't be returning to teach you ever again.

Miyako Uehara

But did he give any reason, sir?

Old Geezer

[no audio, all of the students gasp] But if you want to know the truth...[evil laughter]

Rei Tachibana

[turns to the viewer] So, you ever wonder what the hell's going on behind the scenes of this school?

Old Geezer

Your new teacher's name is Ms. Miyamoto and... [pulls out his bento box] mmm...Im going to have Sakaben for lunch.

Rei Tachibana

We don't care what's in your bento box, old man.

Old Geezer

Here it is, Ms. Rebecca Miyamoto, your new teacher. [pulls out a big picture of her, with a black ribbon around it, making many students think she's dead]

Miyako Uehara

Our teacher's a corpse?!

Rei Tachibana

Take off that stupid black ribbon!

Rei Tachibana

It looks like we're runing out of kid jokes and short jokes, so I say we move on to choosing her nickname.

Himeko Katagiri

Oh! I got it!

Rei Tachibana

I'm not looking forward to this, but go ahead, Himeko.

Himeko Katagiri

Rebecco!

Rei Tachibana

That's too weird.

Himeko Katagiri

Then how about Rebecco?

Rei Tachibana

That's what you just said!

Miyako Uehara

In foreign countries, sometimes they shorten names. Like Stephanie becomes Steph and Catherine becomes Cathie, you know?

Kurumi Momose

After all that bitching, she's added to the discussion.

Becky Miyamoto

Can we go home now, Mesousa?!

Kurumi Momose

Oh, the thingy she's talking to behind the podium, what do you suppose it is? Is it a rabbit?

Rei Tachibana

Yeah, Im pretty sure it's something like that.

Kurumi Momose

[grabbing Mesousa] Do you think it's edible?

Rei Tachibana

There's only one way to find out.

Becky Miyamoto

Shut up, you little brats, don't you dare underestimate ME!!! Look, I don't care if you ask any questions, but please use your brain before you open your mouth. For the love of God, try to think of less boring things to ask. Understand? [flips the bird] You lower life forms! [all of the students gasp]

Rei Tachibana

[punches Becky in the head] How dare you talk to your students like that?!

Miyako Uehara

You asked her that on purpose, didn't you?

Rei Tachibana

It was just my way of showing my love.

Miyako Uehara

Oh, you are evil.

Miyako Uehara

[groans] We are in the middle of class! At least pretend to pay attention!

Rei Tachibana

I told you she tore the teacher's lounge apart. But she couldn't find it anywhere.

Ichijo

Um, excuse me, Rei? Could I talk to you outside for a moment?

Rei Tachibana

How come you're being so, like, normal? It's really freaking me out.

Ichijo

Do you usually study a lot for these kinds of tests, Rei?

Rei Tachibana

I don't know that I study a lot, I just basically review stuff.

Ichijo

I think I understand.

Rei Tachibana

Yeah, it's not that tricky.

Rei Tachibana

You gotta admit, that was pretty fun, right?

Sayaka Suzuki

Yeah, fun.

Rei Tachibana

We're gonna spend the night at Miyako's and study for the test.

Becky Miyamoto

I really admire your work-ethic. If you keep studying like that, you'll get to be like me when you grow up.

Rei Tachibana

Ugh. I understand what you're trying to convey, but...

Kurumi Momose

We're already more grown up than she is.

Himeko Katagiri

Do you think a ghost will come out? Do you? Maho, maho, maho!

Miyako Uehara

You don't need to look so happy saying that!

Rei Tachibana

Oh, let me guess, you're scared, Miyako?

Miyako Uehara

No. I'm not scared!

Rei Tachibana

First of all, why did you even come with us? A bookworm should go back to the classroom and study by herself, you know.

Miyako Uehara

Don't call me a worm!

Becky Miyamoto

[after explaining that she lost at rock paper scissors] Well, there you have it. That's what happened.

Himeko Katagiri

Maho! It's hotter than the sun out here today!

Kurumi Momose

I'm gonna die.

Rei Tachibana

We understand the situation now. So stop watching and help us.

Himeko Katagiri

She's right, Becky! You really should be helping us!

Becky Miyamoto

What are you talking about? I'm a teacher.

Miyako Uehara

Look, here! None of this would've happened if you lost at Rock-Paper-Scissors! And besides, why does it have to be us?!

Becky Miyamoto

No reason.

Miyako Uehara

Don't go picking people for no reason!