Old Geezer quotes from Pani Poni

Old Geezer

Unfortunately, your homeroom teacher, Mr. (no audio) turned in his resignation yesterday and won't be returning to teach you ever again.

Miyako Uehara

But did he give any reason, sir?

Old Geezer

[no audio, all of the students gasp] But if you want to know the truth...[evil laughter]

Rei Tachibana

[turns to the viewer] So, you ever wonder what the hell's going on behind the scenes of this school?

Old Geezer

Your new teacher's name is Ms. Miyamoto and... [pulls out his bento box] mmm...Im going to have Sakaben for lunch.

Rei Tachibana

We don't care what's in your bento box, old man.

Old Geezer

Here it is, Ms. Rebecca Miyamoto, your new teacher. [pulls out a big picture of her, with a black ribbon around it, making many students think she's dead]

Miyako Uehara

Our teacher's a corpse?!

Rei Tachibana

Take off that stupid black ribbon!

So the long awaited teacher has finally arrived? Come on, let's go check her out, guys! [the students of 1-D are about to leave the classroom]

Old Geezer

You step one foot out that door and I'll be standing by your pillow every night! [the students stop, as they walk in reverse] What a damn bunch of cowards.