Ichijo quotes from Pani Poni

Ichijo

We should devote ourselves to God.

Kurumi Momose

Do you think she's talking to us?

Rei Tachibana

Don't worry about her, she doesn't know anything.

Sayaka Suzuki

Ooh! Miss Miyamoto, I heard you won the Respect of the Year prize.

Becky Miyamoto

Is that some kind of joke? Well, Ribbon-head? [Sayaka sadly sits back down due to the hurtful name] Let's move on to the next formula. [To Miyako] Do you think you're up to solving this one, Bookworm?

Miyako Uehara

Don't call me a worm!!!

Becky Miyamoto

Is there something wrong, class rep?

Ichijo

Well, I stood just now.

Becky Miyamoto

You sure did.

Ichijo

Then I sat down.

Becky Miyamoto

You sure did.

Himeko Katagiri

[talking very fast] Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, you guys! I think that Becky's outfit today is so, like, super-duper omega cute that I'm totally gonna give her a big fat "O" for "okay"!

Becky Miyamoto

Sit down and shut your cake hole, Cowlick.

Himeko Katagiri

Maho?! Did she just call me a "cowlick"?! Maho, maho, maho, maho, maho, maho....

Ichijo

Um, excuse me, Rei? Could I talk to you outside for a moment?

Rei Tachibana

How come you're being so, like, normal? It's really freaking me out.

Ichijo

Do you usually study a lot for these kinds of tests, Rei?

Rei Tachibana

I don't know that I study a lot, I just basically review stuff.

Ichijo

I think I understand.

Rei Tachibana

Yeah, it's not that tricky.

Ichijo

Why are you wearing your PE uniform?

Sayaka Suzuki

I sorta forgot to pack my pajamas.

Himeko Katagiri

It's a slumber party!

Kurumi Momose

I kept a specific growth record of Morning Glory during summer vacation.

Rei Tachibana

So plain.

Miyako Uehara

How plain.

Ichijo

It's plain.

Sayaka Suzuki

It's the plainest "of the year".

Himeko Katagiri

Maho-hoi!

Miyako Uehara

You know you went too far this time, Ichijo!

Ichijo

I'm sorry, I'm not quite good enough to handle a million volts electric shock yet.

Rei Tachibana

Don't say "yet"!

Miyako Uehara

I never in a million years stalled a volt into a stat high.

Kurumi Momose

It's a miracle!

Rei Tachibana

Sounds too miraculous.