Becky Miyamoto quotes from Pani Poni

Becky Miyamoto

Okay, that's it for today, see ya tomorrow morning bright and early, suckas!

Rebecca Miyamoto, born of an American father and a Japanese mother. Graduated from the Massachusetts Institute of technology. The youngest graduate in the school's history. She then returned to Japan to become a high school teacher. However...she was only 10 years old at the time.

Becky Miyamoto

[sighs] This sucks.

Hello, Becky!

Becky Miyamoto

C-Commercial!

Becky Miyamoto

Can we go home now, Mesousa?!

Kurumi Momose

Oh, the thingy she's talking to behind the podium, what do you suppose it is? Is it a rabbit?

Rei Tachibana

Yeah, Im pretty sure it's something like that.

Kurumi Momose

[grabbing Mesousa] Do you think it's edible?

Rei Tachibana

There's only one way to find out.

Becky Miyamoto

Shut up, you little brats, don't you dare underestimate ME!!! Look, I don't care if you ask any questions, but please use your brain before you open your mouth. For the love of God, try to think of less boring things to ask. Understand? [flips the bird] You lower life forms! [all of the students gasp]

Rei Tachibana

[punches Becky in the head] How dare you talk to your students like that?!

Sayaka Suzuki

Ooh! Miss Miyamoto, I heard you won the Respect of the Year prize.

Becky Miyamoto

Is that some kind of joke? Well, Ribbon-head? [Sayaka sadly sits back down due to the hurtful name] Let's move on to the next formula. [To Miyako] Do you think you're up to solving this one, Bookworm?

Miyako Uehara

Don't call me a worm!!!

Becky Miyamoto

Is there something wrong, class rep?

Ichijo

Well, I stood just now.

Becky Miyamoto

You sure did.

Ichijo

Then I sat down.

Becky Miyamoto

You sure did.

Himeko Katagiri

[talking very fast] Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, you guys! I think that Becky's outfit today is so, like, super-duper omega cute that I'm totally gonna give her a big fat "O" for "okay"!

Becky Miyamoto

Sit down and shut your cake hole, Cowlick.

Himeko Katagiri

Maho?! Did she just call me a "cowlick"?! Maho, maho, maho, maho, maho, maho....

Kurumi Momose

Are you talking to me?

Becky Miyamoto

Yeah, you. The boring girl.

Becky Miyamoto

Sorry I'm so late, everyone.

Himeko Katagiri

All right! Becky's back! Yay!

Kurumi Momose

You don't look like you're normal. Is there something wrong?

Himeko Katagiri

Hey there, little kid eacher.

Becky Miyamoto

Get away from me.

Becky Miyamoto

Miss Igarashi?

Miyuki Igarashi

Yes?

Becky Miyamoto

I appreciate you fixing my bed hair and all. But if you could step away from me now, that'd be great.

Miyuki Igarashi

Any reasons?

Becky Miyamoto

Your breath smells like alcohol.

Rei Tachibana

We're gonna spend the night at Miyako's and study for the test.

Becky Miyamoto

I really admire your work-ethic. If you keep studying like that, you'll get to be like me when you grow up.

Rei Tachibana

Ugh. I understand what you're trying to convey, but...

Kurumi Momose

We're already more grown up than she is.

Miyuki Igarashi

I heard that your classroom had a student left over when they broke into smaller groups.

Becky Miyamoto

Huh? Well, she wasn't exactly leftover.... It's more like we totally forgot she existed when we were counting.

Miyuki Igarashi

Forgot she existed?

Kurumi Momose

It's alright, must be hard to remember someone with no personality. I understand...

Miyuki Igarashi

Oh, it's that one. I get it now.

Becky Miyamoto

[after explaining that she lost at rock paper scissors] Well, there you have it. That's what happened.

Himeko Katagiri

Maho! It's hotter than the sun out here today!

Kurumi Momose

I'm gonna die.

Rei Tachibana

We understand the situation now. So stop watching and help us.

Himeko Katagiri

She's right, Becky! You really should be helping us!

Becky Miyamoto

What are you talking about? I'm a teacher.

Miyako Uehara

Look, here! None of this would've happened if you lost at Rock-Paper-Scissors! And besides, why does it have to be us?!

Becky Miyamoto

No reason.

Miyako Uehara

Don't go picking people for no reason!

Becky Miyamoto

Now, I want you to bring out your research presentation.

Rei Tachibana

That sounds like elementary school homework or something.

Himeko Katagiri

Little kids' summer vacation!

Becky Miyamoto

People say "idiots don't catch colds". But I wonder if it's true. It must be that...[coughs]

Himeko Katagiri

Becky, goodness! Are you alright?

Rei Tachibana

I bet you haven't got enough sleep because you've been staying up all night watching late-night TV shows everyday, am I right?

Becky Miyamoto

I don't watch TV all the time! It's just something that's been going around, that's all. You better be careful too!

Himeko Katagiri

Roger, I'll be omega careful!

Becky Miyamoto

You don't have to worry about that.

Himeko Katagiri

Maho?