A character in Pani Poni
Voiced by Kana Ueda
Pani Poni · 46 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Pani Poni: in 15 of its 46 quotes
Most scenes with: Rei Tachibana (10), Himeko Katagiri (8), Becky Miyamoto (6)
Maho! Oh my God, oh my God, you guys will never believe the news I got! This is some omega big news! [slips, she hits the camera]
What on earth makes you to make so much noise this early, GOD!
Kurumi MomoseYou should expect it by now.
We should devote ourselves to God.
Kurumi MomoseDo you think she's talking to us?
Don't worry about her, she doesn't know anything.
It looks like we're runing out of kid jokes and short jokes, so I say we move on to choosing her nickname.
Oh! I got it!
I'm not looking forward to this, but go ahead, Himeko.
Rebecco!
That's too weird.
Then how about Rebecco?
That's what you just said!
In foreign countries, sometimes they shorten names. Like Stephanie becomes Steph and Catherine becomes Cathie, you know?
Kurumi MomoseAfter all that bitching, she's added to the discussion.
Can we go home now, Mesousa?!
Kurumi MomoseOh, the thingy she's talking to behind the podium, what do you suppose it is? Is it a rabbit?
Yeah, Im pretty sure it's something like that.
Kurumi Momose[grabbing Mesousa] Do you think it's edible?
There's only one way to find out.
Kurumi MomoseAre you talking to me?
Yeah, you. The boring girl.
Kurumi MomoseYou mean Becky's not here yet?
I wonder if something happened to her.
I bet she overslept. She's not fit to be a teacher!
[singing] Ma-maho, maho, maho, maho...
Do you want me to kill you?
Maho?
Sorry I'm so late, everyone.
All right! Becky's back! Yay!
Kurumi MomoseYou don't look like you're normal. Is there something wrong?
We're gonna spend the night at Miyako's and study for the test.
I really admire your work-ethic. If you keep studying like that, you'll get to be like me when you grow up.
Ugh. I understand what you're trying to convey, but...
Kurumi MomoseWe're already more grown up than she is.
I heard that your classroom had a student left over when they broke into smaller groups.
Huh? Well, she wasn't exactly leftover.... It's more like we totally forgot she existed when we were counting.
Forgot she existed?
Kurumi MomoseIt's alright, must be hard to remember someone with no personality. I understand...
Oh, it's that one. I get it now.
[after explaining that she lost at rock paper scissors] Well, there you have it. That's what happened.
Maho! It's hotter than the sun out here today!
Kurumi MomoseI'm gonna die.
We understand the situation now. So stop watching and help us.
She's right, Becky! You really should be helping us!
What are you talking about? I'm a teacher.
Look, here! None of this would've happened if you lost at Rock-Paper-Scissors! And besides, why does it have to be us?!
No reason.
Don't go picking people for no reason!
Kurumi MomoseI kept a specific growth record of Morning Glory during summer vacation.
So plain.
How plain.
It's plain.
It's the plainest "of the year".
Maho-hoi!
Kurumi MomoseYou seem pretty calm, don't you, Rei?
Well, now it has come to this, there's no point in worrying. I'll just look the main upstairs and look the matter.
No, you can't do that. Rei! If you give up, it's game over!
You idiot, stop!
Let him out, damn it!
Maybe I just got electrified.
That's why I told you not to.
What's the matter with you, Himeko?
Do you smell something?
Maho!
Huh?
[hugs Rei in the breasts] Mahoooo!
Himeko, what are doing?!
You smell so good, Rei!
Let go, you idiot!
[in pain] Maho...
Kurumi MomoseHimeko, what are you doing?
Because...[sniffs on Rei again and hugs Rei's breasts] It smells good!
I'm sorry, seriously!
And what the hell do you think you're doing?
Well, actually...[stomach growls] Oh. I'm getting hungry, you know?
Huh?
I don't get it...
You know you went too far this time, Ichijo!
I'm sorry, I'm not quite good enough to handle a million volts electric shock yet.
Don't say "yet"!
I never in a million years stalled a volt into a stat high.
Kurumi MomoseIt's a miracle!
Sounds too miraculous.
Kurumi MomoseHow's Himeko?
Oh, she's sunbathing.
But, where did Becky go?
Kurumi MomoseLocked in her research room.
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