A character in Pani Poni
Voiced by Yui Horie
Pani Poni · 46 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Pani Poni: in 16 of its 46 quotes
Most scenes with: Rei Tachibana (10), Himeko Katagiri (9), Kurumi Momose (6)
Maho! Oh my God, oh my God, you guys will never believe the news I got! This is some omega big news! [slips, she hits the camera]
Miyako UeharaWhat on earth makes you to make so much noise this early, GOD!
You should expect it by now.
Miyako UeharaQuiting without giving us any notice. It's irresponsible!
Do you know if he gave any reason?
You know, I kinda didn't think to ask that. [Miyako groans]
Unfortunately, your homeroom teacher, Mr. (no audio) turned in his resignation yesterday and won't be returning to teach you ever again.
Miyako UeharaBut did he give any reason, sir?
[no audio, all of the students gasp] But if you want to know the truth...[evil laughter]
[turns to the viewer] So, you ever wonder what the hell's going on behind the scenes of this school?
Here it is, Ms. Rebecca Miyamoto, your new teacher. [pulls out a big picture of her, with a black ribbon around it, making many students think she's dead]
Miyako UeharaOur teacher's a corpse?!
Take off that stupid black ribbon!
It looks like we're runing out of kid jokes and short jokes, so I say we move on to choosing her nickname.
Oh! I got it!
I'm not looking forward to this, but go ahead, Himeko.
Rebecco!
That's too weird.
Then how about Rebecco?
That's what you just said!
Miyako UeharaIn foreign countries, sometimes they shorten names. Like Stephanie becomes Steph and Catherine becomes Cathie, you know?
After all that bitching, she's added to the discussion.
Miyako UeharaYou asked her that on purpose, didn't you?
It was just my way of showing my love.
Miyako UeharaOh, you are evil.
Ooh! Miss Miyamoto, I heard you won the Respect of the Year prize.
Is that some kind of joke? Well, Ribbon-head? [Sayaka sadly sits back down due to the hurtful name] Let's move on to the next formula. [To Miyako] Do you think you're up to solving this one, Bookworm?
Miyako UeharaDon't call me a worm!!!
Is there something wrong, class rep?
Well, I stood just now.
You sure did.
Then I sat down.
You sure did.
[talking very fast] Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, you guys! I think that Becky's outfit today is so, like, super-duper omega cute that I'm totally gonna give her a big fat "O" for "okay"!
Sit down and shut your cake hole, Cowlick.
Maho?! Did she just call me a "cowlick"?! Maho, maho, maho, maho, maho, maho....
You mean Becky's not here yet?
I wonder if something happened to her.
Miyako UeharaI bet she overslept. She's not fit to be a teacher!
[singing] Ma-maho, maho, maho, maho...
Miyako UeharaDo you want me to kill you?
Maho?
Come on, girls! Get the lid out!
Miyako UeharaStop yelling at us, Big Mouth!
Miyako Uehara[groans] We are in the middle of class! At least pretend to pay attention!
I told you she tore the teacher's lounge apart. But she couldn't find it anywhere.
Do you think a ghost will come out? Do you? Maho, maho, maho!
Miyako UeharaYou don't need to look so happy saying that!
Oh, let me guess, you're scared, Miyako?
Miyako UeharaNo. I'm not scared!
First of all, why did you even come with us? A bookworm should go back to the classroom and study by herself, you know.
Miyako UeharaDon't call me a worm!
[after explaining that she lost at rock paper scissors] Well, there you have it. That's what happened.
Maho! It's hotter than the sun out here today!
I'm gonna die.
We understand the situation now. So stop watching and help us.
She's right, Becky! You really should be helping us!
What are you talking about? I'm a teacher.
Miyako UeharaLook, here! None of this would've happened if you lost at Rock-Paper-Scissors! And besides, why does it have to be us?!
No reason.
Miyako UeharaDon't go picking people for no reason!
I kept a specific growth record of Morning Glory during summer vacation.
So plain.
Miyako UeharaHow plain.
It's plain.
It's the plainest "of the year".
Maho-hoi!
Miyako UeharaYou know you went too far this time, Ichijo!
I'm sorry, I'm not quite good enough to handle a million volts electric shock yet.
Don't say "yet"!
Miyako UeharaI never in a million years stalled a volt into a stat high.
It's a miracle!
Sounds too miraculous.
[after being scared by Becky] I'm scared!
Himeko?
I'm scared of little kids! [wails]
Miyako UeharaHey. what's wrong with you, Himeko?
That's right. Don't go acting all weird and the funny moment you wake up.
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