Rei Tachibana quotes from Pani Poni

Now, I want you to bring out your research presentation.

Rei Tachibana

That sounds like elementary school homework or something.

Little kids' summer vacation!

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I kept a specific growth record of Morning Glory during summer vacation.

Rei Tachibana

So plain.

How plain.

Ichijo

It's plain.

It's the plainest "of the year".

Maho-hoi!

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People say "idiots don't catch colds". But I wonder if it's true. It must be that...[coughs]

Becky, goodness! Are you alright?

Rei Tachibana

I bet you haven't got enough sleep because you've been staying up all night watching late-night TV shows everyday, am I right?

I don't watch TV all the time! It's just something that's been going around, that's all. You better be careful too!

Roger, I'll be omega careful!

You don't have to worry about that.

Maho?

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You seem pretty calm, don't you, Rei?

Rei Tachibana

Well, now it has come to this, there's no point in worrying. I'll just look the main upstairs and look the matter.

No, you can't do that. Rei! If you give up, it's game over!

Rei Tachibana

You idiot, stop!

Let him out, damn it!

Maybe I just got electrified.

Rei Tachibana

That's why I told you not to.

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Rei Tachibana

What's the matter with you, Himeko?

Do you smell something?

Maho!

Rei Tachibana

Huh?

[hugs Rei in the breasts] Mahoooo!

Rei Tachibana

Himeko, what are doing?!

You smell so good, Rei!

Rei Tachibana

Let go, you idiot!

[in pain] Maho...

Himeko, what are you doing?

Because...[sniffs on Rei again and hugs Rei's breasts] It smells good!

I'm sorry, seriously!

Rei Tachibana

And what the hell do you think you're doing?

Well, actually...[stomach growls] Oh. I'm getting hungry, you know?

Rei Tachibana

Huh?

Rei Tachibana

I don't get it...

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You know you went too far this time, Ichijo!

Ichijo

I'm sorry, I'm not quite good enough to handle a million volts electric shock yet.

Rei Tachibana

Don't say "yet"!

I never in a million years stalled a volt into a stat high.

It's a miracle!

Rei Tachibana

Sounds too miraculous.

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Rei Tachibana

Of course it was.

What did you say?!

Did that mushroom had something to do with Himeko's behavior?

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How's Himeko?

Oh, she's sunbathing.

Rei Tachibana

But, where did Becky go?

Locked in her research room.