You look like a man whose wife has just cheated on him.
I am.
Well, damn.
P-Valley · Season 1
You look like a man whose wife has just cheated on him.
I am.
Well, damn.
You need some sugar.
All the sugar I need is that black panther over there.
What if I fall?
What if you fly?
[To Clifford] You know I got ho's and bro's in all different areas, don't ya?
[To Mercedes] So why were you in such a hurry to leave us all high and wet?
What you doin', Andre? You ain't gonna win.
Well, I've certainly got nothing left to lose.
Corbin, what's you doing here so early in the morning?
It's noon.
I guess I'm still on stripper time.
Woddy, where my promos at?
You would look good in some lashes and some nails, too. Uncle Murda is the name.
Well, there goes the 'hood. Well, you just earned me a side of 'not your business' with that salad. Well, I'm going to give it right back to you, topped with a side of jalapenos, because I'm a classy bitch.
'Lette, I don't know why you complainin'. Work on the street is you got diverse income streams.
Bitch, what you talking about?
[To Lauren] You that heifer that fell asleep under the table after throwing up her whole divorce...
Most importantly, everyone needs to wear a mask at all times.
Don't you see what the fuck's on my face?
Don't worry. I already cleared everything with your little Justin Bieber. He's great.
That wasn't the deal. I gotta get home.
[To Rome] Rome, can you stop? You makin' me seasick.
Why you don't do security for The Pynk no more? You must have tried to save one of them ho's that wasn't ready to be saved.
Who told you that?
Your eyes. They're so heavy that every time you be fuckin' me, they be closed. Next time, I want those chestnut eyes wide open.
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