[To Big Al] Well, tell them we ain't open ... yet.
Well, closed legs don't get fed.
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I ain't no motherfuckin' coach.
You are, actually.
BABig Al
Give me your name and give me your number.
They call me Big Bone, baby.
BABig Al
Big Bone, meet Big Al.
You kiss sloppy.
You welcome, nigga.
Your friend [whispers] can't be dropping knowledge like that and walking away.
She do that sometimes.
WWhisper
You really might be from Hell. You got a lot of darkness in you.
Excuse you?
WWhisper
That wasn't no shade. We all need a little Hell in our lives. It makes you appreciate the light.
I ain't no ho.
You're getting paid $10,000 a weekend to have sex in a condo with my husband, correct? Don't worry. I don't get paid that much and I have to lay under him all fuckin' week. Want to trade places?
Hell, no.
[To Wayne] The only reason you on the ballot is because the mayor's dead. But I digress.
[To Big Bone] You'd best bring your best poppin' playlist because we opening doors, legs, and wallets...
Can't nobody replace Mercedes.
Everybody can be replaced.
[To Autumn] 69 is a real nice position to take. It shows you can suck it and take it at the same damn time.
[To Terrika] You sure look like Mercedes when you lie.
CCoach
I don't need the exposure.
But I bet you need that Mercedes experience.
[To Roulette] Mind the business that pays you.
[To Autumn] You're an easy bitch to love but an easier bitch to hate.
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