Where to?
Anywhere but here.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Judge not lest ye be judged (although she need to be judged).
God's a bitch.
And she got jokes tonight.
What would you do if someone took all your stacks?
Kill him.
They say Jesus come like a thief in the night. Well, they ain't met no Patrice Woodbine.
God forgave me for that. You gonna have to forgive me too.
[To sheriff] Sheriff Bailey, that girl is like the daughter my ass can't ever have. You let me see Mercedes.
SSheriff
All laws ain't right but some rights is wrong.
Run that back, Emmitt Smith.
JJesse
[To guard] You make sure these heifers don't cross the 50-yard line, ya hear?
BABig Al
I told Uncle Clifford this shit wasn't long for the world.
The Pynk foreclosed on, for real?
[To Gidget] Let's get this bagged.
EEloise
One thing I do know is these niggers roun' chere love them some titties on Saturday night.
And don't they love God on Sunday morning.
[Watching Keyshawn] Oh. I taught her so well.
Daddy told me we need to make something out of our inheritance.
WWayne
Daddy didn't give a shit about our inheritance. The only things he gave a damn about was guns and pussy. And he damn near ran this family into the ground playing with both.
[To Autumn] Damn. You finessed (Andre) without even looking. Goddamn, you high-yella helpless.
You stupid if you're trying to hide money in a locker.
Not as stupid as the church building fund.
Duly noted, bitch.
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