P-Valley quotes

Mercedes

Is there room for me on that lap of yours?

You know, I can always make room for the GOAT. You should have been with Alvin Ailey with all that talent.

Mercedes

I'm fine where I is, Coach, right here with you.

Gidget

Something's happened to her.

Clifford

Gidget, we ain't got time for those white-girl tears, although they are very tasty.

Mercedes

You throwin' me out now?

Clifford

That's what a boss bitch does to her baby birds.

[To Mercedes] I ain't like you. You don't care what nobody think of you. You're strong. I'm just pretty. That's my only strength.

Mercedes

Who went and done this and fucked up my mascara?

[To Andre] You stay your ass up outta that Pussy Valley. That whole hood is known for loose lips, if you...

Uncle Clifford

Lord, I love to be taken in the night but my booty is gonna be torn up after this.

What you said.

Could you hurry the hell up?

Patrice

You have a blessed fuckin' day, too.

[To Mercedes] Dreams are expensive. Make them pay for what it's worth.

You ain't selling a product. You're just selling an experience.

Mercedes

If there's one thing I know how to sell, it's an experience.

You know how fellas go crazy for the new girls.

Don't me and my husband know it.

[To Mercedes] Life is just a long day's journey into tomorrow. You just have to make it through the dark...

Clifford

Chile, you know good and goddamn well that you and I ain't meant for the outside.

So that's how it's always gonna be? We just gonna suck and fuck in the dark?

Clifford

Ain't it time for your break?

I ain't had a break since 1999.

Clifford

You trying to erase folk.

Some niggers need to be erased.