Clifford quotes from P-Valley

All laws ain't right but some rights is wrong.

Clifford

Run that back, Emmitt Smith.

One thing I do know is these niggers roun' chere love them some titties on Saturday night.

Clifford

And don't they love God on Sunday morning.

Clifford

Girl, this coffin shape makes my fingers look fat.

Uh, uh, Uncle Clifford. Call it "ballet." Don't put death on yourself.

Clifford

What you said.

Clifford

I think it's time you get on your knees and ask God for a favor.

Ernestine

God don't want his dick sucked by me. I still got my teeth.

Clifford

Oh, God! You just so uncouth.

Clifford

Nigga, how you get my car down here?

How you think? I stole it.

Corbin

You know how these backwoods niggers are.

Clifford

Crawl up now. Your cracker side's riding. You'd best replace that "er" with an "a."

Patrice

What in the hell?

Uncle Clifford

Now you listen here, Patrice. OK? What you're not going to do is disrespect me, 'cause I could have easily let your ass rot in that jail for what you did to Mercedes. But this thing here is bigger than the both of us.

Hand me that hex key.

Clifford

Chile, what that is?

Clifford

[To Autumn] Ain't no use in being the richest bitch in the graveyard, Hailey.

[To Clifford] I gave you 15 percent of ownership.

Is that what getting rid of bodies goes for nowadays? I'm just asking ... for a friend.

We got denied a relief loan again, talking about how we non-essential.

Clifford

How is we non-essential? Do they know how many niggas run around here with blue balls?

Clifford

Jupiter, I hope you don't got no baby-daddy drama.

I don't even know who he is so we good.

Uncle Clifford

It wasn't five years ago that you didn't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.

Corbin

Well, thank God for dad daddies.

Clifford

And dead mayors too.

[To Corbin] We appreciate your low-dick offer.

Uncle Clifford

But we're wondering if there might be some bigger dick out in the sea.

Uncle Clifford

[To Big Al] Well, tell them we ain't open ... yet.

Corbin

Well, closed legs don't get fed.

Clifford

Can't nobody replace Mercedes.

Everybody can be replaced.