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OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes · Season 1

OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

CCupid

Love conquers all.

RERad and Enid

Cupid?!

CCupid

Two people in this room have unresolved romantic tension.

RERad and Enid

(gasps)

PPotato

Actually, we're just taking things slow.

CCupid

Nobody cares!

CCupid

It's you two I'm here for. What's your deal?!

(chuckles) Me and Rad? (laughs) Never. Pssh.

Never?! That's a funny way to say, "That one time".

You know as well as I do that middle school dating is stricken from the record!

What?! Slow down. You guys dated? Each other?!

It was just one date, K.O. (sighs) It was a long time ago.

Get ready for an extra-special beatdown!

[Grunts] Powerfist! No!

Need a hand, kiddo?

Rad! You’re—

I know, I know. I’m your knight in shining armor. The best of the best. The biceps and the triceps…

Hyah! Hyah! [Darrell falls to the ground]

Show-off.

Rad, you’re missing the action!

[Sets K.O. down] All right, I’m coming. [Hovers] Yeesh.

[Thinking] I spend all my time with cool heroes at the plaza now, but I’m still getting thrashed by Darrells? Why can’t I be strong like Rad and Enid? And how could I call myself a hero when I can’t even shoot a powerfist when I need it?

Miss me, losers?

We didn’t miss you. We hit you. A lot. Remember?

[Laughs] Whoa! Good one, Enid. Did you get that, K.O.? [Notices K.O. wasn’t in the shot] K.O.?

Mnh-mm.

[Laughs] Oh, boy. I set you up for that one. It’s cool, though. ‘Cause this time… [Laughs] Oh, just wait. [Turns into a bigger version of himself] This time, I’m gonna get the last laugh! [Launches out several weapons to use] Pretty impressive, huh? Lucky for me, though, I won’t even need to pull punches. [Gets a car and smashes it] Once this cannon charges up, just one blast, and your precious plaza will be obliterated! [Fires up cannon]

I think we might need to get some help for this one.

We stay and fight.

[Chuckles nervously] That’s another joke, right?

We’ll never make it back in time. Are you with me or not?

Yeah. I’m with you.

This is it, Lakewood losers! [Enid and Rad prepares] Now… prepare to— [A mysterious figure slices Darrell in half and blows up]

Whoa. [Darrell’s parts falls out and shows K.O.’s alter-ego form, T.K.O.] Dude! That was amazing!

That’s putting it lightly. How did you do that, K.O.?

Hello, little ones.

Hey, Ernesto! Wanna join us?

I'm just gonna take this downtime to reeelaaax.

Hmm, yeah. We haven't gotten any orders from Dad in a while.

Yeah, he mentioned something about not attacking the plaza for 24 hours or he'll get fired. [starts reading newspaper] Shame.

DSDarrell, Shannon, and Raymond

(gasps)

24 hours?!

That's...

Terrible!

Poor Dad! Maybe we should go check on him. Make sure he's okay?

SRShannon and Raymond

Yeah.

ENOUGH! Why are you all acting so...strange?

Well, we know you're not allowed to attack the plaza for a whole day.

DSDarrell, Shannon, and Raymond

You must be truly hurting inside.

Stop! What are you trying to say here? That I'm obsessed?! That I have a...problem?

Uh, well, yeah. I mean, isn't attacking the plaza kinda, heh, the sole reason we exist?

That is true.

You got a point there.

Yeah, yeah, I mean, come on.

Forget you guys! I don't have a problem! You know who has a problem? [points to Raymond] You with being nosy! I can, too, go a day without attacking the plaza! And I don't need your help to do it! I'll show you all! I'll show you! And I'll show you! And I'll definitely show you... [He disappears through a trapdoor in the floor.]

JJethro

[as he rolls by] I am Jethro!

(yawns) Man, it's sure been quiet, huh, guys?

Oh, finally, a custom-- aah!

What do you want, Boxman?

You can put those away.

[takes her foot back] Explain.

Ahemp. (clears throat) Mi mi mi mi mi miiii. I, uh, Lord Boxman-- me, that is, hereby...vow...to-oo-oo-oo-oo... [High-pitched voice] stop attacking the plaza. [Normal voice] Wooow! [gets ready to leave] That felt great to get that off of my che--

[stops him] Wait a sec! Could you repeat that last part?

D'oh! My bosses say that I can't go a day without attacking you. But! [holds up a countdown clock] Look at that! One minute left!

Seriously?

Oh, come on. It's 'cause you failed so many times, isn't it?

Nooooo-uh! It's just-- It's driving me crazy and my bosses crazy. So there! Pbbt!

W-what happens if you did attack us?

Lord Boxman': I get fired and my business shuts down, why?

(sarcastically) Oh, that's so sad. One moment. [The trio gets into a huddle.] If Boxman attacks us, he'll get fired and leave us alone! [They turn back towards him.] Fight me, Buttman!

KOK.O., Rad, and Enid

Robots blow!

Boxes...are terrible!

[hears something on the phone] What's that? The president of the universe says all boxes must be replaced with...

KOK.O., Rad, and Enid

Best friends?! Friendship! Friendship! Friendship! Wow! Yayyyyyyyy! (laughing)

I have better things to do now than to waste time on you piddling fools. (chuckles) So long, clown babies! Boxman out. (howls) [goes outside]

You know, maybe it's for the best. I mean, I don't wanna be the reason that Boxman loses his job.

You're right, Enid. Even someone like him doesn't deserve unemployment, just 'cause he's a weird old man.

We are all very thoughtful and kind, even to our enemies.

Bring it in for a big friend hug.

Mmm! Yay!

(laughs evilly) You horrible little brats! [tips over a gumball machine] Ha-ha-ha-ha! You know what I hate? [knocks some jars off of a shelf] I-I hate your niceness! He-he. [gets up on the counter and spins around] Ooh, and I hate your friendliness! (chuckles) [Enid gags] I hate you kids! [kicks the store's rug] I hate this bodega! [kicks it again] I hate Lakewood Plaza Turbo! Bwahaha, yes I do! [runs off laughing hysterically]

Sounds like your meeting with Miss Cosma sure went well. You must be glad to be rid of that obsession of yours now, huh?

You know, Ernesto 1701, I learned something interesting about myself in the last 24 hours.

What's that, sir?

I learned that I don't need to attack the plaza. [gets out a chest and opens it to reveal a button] (Evilly) I want to. [pushes the button five times]

KOK.O., Rad, and Enid

What the?!

Never gets old.

Looks like our normal approach isn't working.

She's too unpredictable. It's like fighting a wild animal.

(gasps) That's it! In times of need, the hero's noble animal companion always sweeps in to win the day! (whistles) Baby Teeth, come forth!

Any other bright ideas?

Hmm. Well...maybe we could become animals.

"Become" animals? How would we do that?

It's simple. You just need to be bitten by a were-animal.

KOK.O., Rad, and Enid

Dendy!

What were you doing in my van...?

(shows hologram explaining her speech) A were-animal's fangs secrete a special were-enzyme that activates the bitten's inner beast.

A...were-animal?!

(chuckles) I think you mean, "Where is animal", K.O.

(laughs, snorts) Yeah, my bad.

(looking at Crinkly Wrinkly asleep on a bench a few feet away) There animal! Let's get bit.

RKRad and K.O.

(nod) Hmm!

KOK.O., Rad, and Enid

Come on! Bite us! Bite us! Bite us! Bite us!

(wakes up, startled) Whaaat?! (wheezes)

Look, I know it sounds strange, but I promise you it's for a good reason-- Owww! (she lifts her arm and Crinkly Wrinkly is biting down on it) Ugh! Get off me, you dusty little creep!

Why, thank ya, sonny! (bites K.O. on the nose)

(holds nose) Oww!

(points and laughs)

Aaaah! (throws him off)

(lands on bottom) Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! I've been wanting to do that for ages!

Wait, you wanted to bite us?!

Ew!

You weren't supposed to like it!

(rubs her arm in disgust) Ugh! Blek!

That cannot be legal.

Ho Ho Ho! Enjoy your cuuuuurse!

Your garbage curse didn't even work, you dank old pillowcase!!!

(points to her) Enid...you have a new ponytail! On your butt!

(notices) Oh! Cute! But, I don't think it's a ponytail. It's more of a--

(groans, grunts) A bunny! (wiggles her toes) It must be because I'm so... (jumps up in the air and clicks her heels) quick on my feet!

Whoa, nice! If your inner animal is fast, then mine must be something totally macho. Like a classic werewolf! (starts growing fur and claws; sprouts a tail) Yeah! I can feel it! (rips shirt off, laughs, then gets a collar with a bell on it) Oh. A cat? Nice. Must be because I'm so... (licks his hand and arm, then slicks back his hair) cleaaan.

Wow! Wow, wow, wow! You guys look so cool! (sprouts a dog's tail) Ah! I can't wait to find out what I'm gonna be!

EREnid and Rad

A puppy!

That is so K.O.!

Of course he's a puppy! (pets K.O. on his head as he grows dog ears and fur) It's perfect, because he's such a good boy!

(starts petting him too) Yeah, who's a good boy?!

Me! Me, me, me!

EREnid and Rad

Yes, you are!

(remembering) Oh, right. Mikayla. Time to use our animal powers to put this monkey business to an end.

(while pinned to the ground by Mikayla) Ohhh, she's a monkey? I thought she was some kind of jaguar...guitar...lizard...

(as she zooms by) Whoooo cares?

Well, I'm a little curious.

Hi, guys. I'm here with a special guest, my friend, Dendy. (Dendy waves to camera) She says she has an amazing discovery to show you guys.

Where are we? Who-- Whose house is this?

Shh! Every morning at exactly 6:15... (gasps) It is happening! Get ready, K.O.!

This is Rad's house?

Dendy!

(turns around) Huh?

Run!

(laughs)

Dendy, why?

(laughs) Did that one have enough Radicles for ya? (laughs)

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